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hwp A week ago,
the only thing I thought was
Out of the ordinary was
that it was my birthday.
Sorry.
Im just bored.
Oh.
Unit 5, come in.
Unit 5, come in.
Do you read me, unit 5?
Of course, things
didnt really start here.
Ill have a blue...
How do I look?
- The truth?
- I look like a rock star, dont I?
- You look great.
- Hey, whats going on with you?
- What?
- Why are you acting so weird?
- What do you mean?
- You got drugs on you? Smoking cigarettes?
- Huh? Oh, just holding them for a friend, huh?
- Have a good time.
- Ha ha.
- Have a good time.
Aggie, you okay?
- Sexy.
Do you hate me?
As much now as the day I met you.
- You know, I might be contagious.
- I could be immune.
- What about the party?
- Like theyre gonna miss me.
What about the cake?
Id like two
words on my tombstone--
"What if?"
What if I had said screw the cake?
Single tonight, Walter?
Not actually, no.
- Oh, hey!
- Oh, come on.
Why dont you wag your tail
at me in the bitches room?
- Sybil.
What if
I had been a bit more...
sybil, I wouldnt wag
my tail in the bathroom
With you if you were
the last bitch on earth.
...tactful?
Sparrow, I repeat.
We have an unidentified
scavenger sighting.
Its one minute to 5:00, Sybil.
Then were agreed youre still on duty.
Mm-Hmm, yeah, sure.
Sounds delicious. Can I get it to go?
Right.
Okay okay.
Come to papa.
Maybe youd like to hear a story.
- Hmm?
Yeah, once upon a time
There was a dog
Who lived a life of terror,
Feared no one.
But although his teeth were sharp
And his belly full,
His heart was empty.
He decided to go on a journey
To a land far far away,
Where he came upon a
wooden shack one day
With a thin old man inside.
And he invited him in.
The dog...
was overjoyed.
And that night
Warm smoke billowed
from the chimney above,
But, oh...
what an odd-Smelling smoke this was.
You see, the land was china.
And in China,
- They eat dog.
- Whoa! Ooh!
Let me see who your
irresponsible owner is.
Oh, god!
Damn it!
Didnt like my story, huh?
Thats all right. I can take criticism.
Oh, god.
Oh, I dont believe this shit.
All right, buddy, pick a spot.
Now whered you go?
Destiny--
Maybe thats too big a word for it.
If Id been nicer to sybil, she never
would have sent me after that dog.
I wouldnt have been
late to meet Agatha,
And none of this would have happened.
But I was late.
And thats all it took.
Oh!
- Take a look at that. Try not to throw up.
- Oh oh, god!
"Nasty
evil dog"--
Thats what "Ned" stands for.
If I ever see him again, hes
gonna be Ned with two ds--
"Nasty evil dead dog."
- All right, now take a deep breath.
- Dead Ned.
- Thats what hes gonna be.
- And remember,
Its your birthday, okay?
- Yeah, Ive been thinking
about that. - Mmm-Hmm.
Why is it we go and see
your friends on my birthday?
Um...
probably because you dont have any.
- Oh.
Makes sense.
So Im older, Im disfigured,
And Im spending an evening in hell.
- No.
- I suppose Im buying that for you too.
Well, actually, Ive had a good
long time to flip through it.
Why dont you give it a try?
Have some writer fill my head with
nonsense? Ill wait for the movie.
You dont know what youre missing.
Hmm, and yet life goes on.
"The number 23.
A novel of obsession by Topsy Kretts."
Hmm.
"A heart-wrenching
odyssey into paranoia.
One of the most horrifying
metamorphoses ever told.
Beware of the dog next door."
Get out of here. Are you kidding me?
Im buying this for you, okay?
- Would you get the cake?
- Yeah.
February
3rd, that makes me aquarius.
Experts say friends
are vitally important.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Hello.
- Hey.
Im sorry were late.
- Nothing a kiss wont cure.
- Oh!
I am living
proof of the fallacy of astrology.
Hi. Hows your arm, birthday boy?
- You okay?
- Just waiting for it to fall off.
