Monkeybone Script
[ Squeaks ]
[Cartoon Music]
[ Cackling ]
Back, Stanley.
Youaregoingback--
back to whenitallbegan.
Areyou backyet?
Get back!
We havent got all day!
[Stanley]It was thirdgrade.
The teacher was Miss Hudlapp.
She waskindasquatandlumpy.
Shesmelledfunny.
- Butshe waskind.
- Class!
How many times have I told you?
In this class...
we do not pound ten-penny nails
into Stanleys head!
[Sta
teacher
sent us to see...
...a local college production
of King Lear.
I went with my girlfriend...
...and after about minutes
of these people:
They were doing this kind
of Shakespearean acting.
I just tuned right out. We made out
in the back row and left at intermissi.
I was brought up in a school...
...where Shakespeare was taught
very kind of...
...straightforwardly and dully,
to be honest.
We
Angel Eyes Script
You called the dispatcher, right?
Weve got multiple vehicles,
possible DOAs, multiple injuries.
Major accident.
Well need more ambulances.
All units have been deployed.
I dont have an ETA.
-l need those medics.
-Ill do the best I can.
Just get them over here.
Can you hear me?
Listen to me.
Listen to me!
Look at me.
Look in my eyes.
Can you feel that?
Thats my hand. Go on, hold i
teacher has to say.
(Takes a big gulp as fly buzzes away)
CHIP
(Giving a pleading look to MOM as
the buzzing of the fly builds in
intensity on the soundtrack)
Aw, Mom! I hate Mr. Stubbins!
MOM
(Moving in for the kill, hissing
the words in a rage)
Dont say the word "hate", honey.
"Hate" is a very serious word!
MOM swats violently and we see fly splat in bloody
closeup. ("Directed by John Waters" c
teachers of
Whitman High School, I dont have the
words to express my gratitude which
may have more to say about the quality
of the English Department here than
my own limitations...
He awaits a laugh and gets only the weird sound of collective
discomfort.
AARON
...that was, of course, not meant to
be taken seriously. A personal note.
I am frequently asked what the special
difficulties are in