분야
hwp[ Squeaks ]
[Cartoon Music]
[ Cackling ]
Back, Stanley.
Youaregoingback--
back to whenitallbegan.
Areyou backyet?
Get back!
We havent got all day!
[Stanley]It was thirdgrade.
The teacher was Miss Hudlapp.
She waskindasquatandlumpy.
Shesmelledfunny.
- Butshe waskind.
- Class!
How many times have I told you?
In this class...
we do not pound ten-penny nails
into Stanleys head!
[Stanley] Youknowhowsome teachers
have thosekinda flaps on theirarms--
thosebigsacks oflimp flab
that, like, dangle?
- Aahh.
- Itsounds weird,
butforsomereason, as I watched
thosebigoldflaps ofhers,
- Ibegan to feel...
- [ Sighs ]
oddly... aroused.
Andthen thehorrorbegan.
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Gasps ]
[ Grunting ]
Young man,
whats that in your lap?
Oh, it was useless--likeputting a
baseball cap on the Washington Monument.
Andthen, allatonce,
therehe was--
Monkeybone!
- Hey, baby, I loveyourway!
- Oh!
- Yo, monkey
-Monkeybone
-[Miss Hudlapp]Ooh!
-Monkeybone
Moo-coo! Moo-coo!
Moo-coo! Moo-coo!
How bout it, Doc--
can you help me?
All in good time, my boy.
All in good time.
[ Laughs Hysterically]
Oh, what a loser!
Oh, roll out the wackywagons!
[Applauding]
Well, thats our pilot.
And the good news is...
the Comedy Channel has picked us up
with an order for six episodes.
AndnowIdlikeyou tomeet
theman whogotitallstarted,
the creatorofAmericas
mostdisturbedcomicstrip,
the man behind the monkey,
ifyou will.
Ladies and gentlemen,
please-- Stu Miley!
- [ Cheering, Applause ]
- Come on, Stu. Dontbeshy!
You cant goyet.
Theres a potload ofmoney here.
Besides, you havent talked to Bill
from Bazoom Toys, whos got great ideas.
Oh, Mr. Miley, do we ever!
Check it out. The Monkeybone phone.
Every kids gonna want three and
want their friends to have three.
Check out the slippers. Youre walking,
your tootsies are warm, youre laughing.
The Monkeybone backpack. Ifyoure
goin to Europe, flip it around--
Stu. Stu. Stu, what areyou doin?
Come on. Come on.
We gotta talk to the guys
from Burger God.
Burger God-- arent they the ones that
found the rat gut in the french fries?
No. No.
No, they found a pig gut,
which is different.
- Mmm.
- Thats-Thats practically pork.
- [ Scoffs ]
- Its a lot ofreal money,
the kind ofmoney
that can buy happiness.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- I got the ring, Herb.
- The what?
- The ring. That ring.
- What ring? No.
- What-What doyou mean?
- Tonights the night, Herb.
- Why?
- Tonight is the night.
That girl pulled me
out ofa nightmare.
Shemakesmehappy, Herb,
notallofthisstuff.
Right over here.
Doyou see this door?
The cool thing is
thatyou open it,
you go out, it closes,
and you cant get back in.
- But, Stu, you want to leave?
- Yeah.
- Youre a hit! Everybody loves you!
- Come on!
Doc, I dont want to be stuck here
with a bunch ofthese media creeps.
I just want to be us,
home, alone.
Come on. Besides, Ihavesomething
thatI-I want togive toyou.
Cantyou
give it to me later?
Yes, I could, but iflater got here
sooner, it-- it would be a lot better.
Hi, Herb.
- Ah, yes.
- Herb--
Yeah. Oh-- Yeah, thatll be good.
You got everything? Ah, yeah.
Stu, these arejust prototypes.
They arent the real products.
Just something foryou to take home.
Just spend some time with them,
get a feeling for them
beforeyou say no.
- No.
- [ Squeaks ]
Stu, come on.
One more thing.
Actually, theres a couple oftrucks to
come with, you know, Monkeybone stuff.
- You guys mind waiting a little longer?
- [ Car Starts ]
Good night, Herb.
Ofcourse. You guys get outta here.
Youre a beautiful couple.
Lookat this.
Now he wontletus leave.
- Who?
- Themonkey!Hey, Herb,
Canyouget thisguytomove?
- Oh, yeah. Okay.
- Come on, please? Help me out here.
Stu, stop.
The monkey is good luck.
- Come on.
- I never had any good luck...
- until I metyou.
- Everybodyloveshim.
Youre gonna be a huge success,
sojust relax and enjoy it.
- [ Chuckles ]
-[Giggles]
[Truck Horn Honks]
[Stu, Mockingly]
Thankyou, Herb!
- What happened?
- I dont know!
- What is it?
- Some sort ofinflatable raft.
Oh! Whoa!
[ Shrieking ]
[ Gasps ]
Whaa--
- Stop the car! Stop the car!
- Whoa!
Puton thebrakes!
Stop the car!
- Great idea! Wish Id thought ofthat!
- [ Horns Honking ]
Stu, Im righthere, baby.
Its me. ItsJulie.
I loveyou.
Everythings gonna be okay,
I promise. I promise.
Im Dr. McElroy from the Sleep
Institute. This man is my patient.
[Man] Theresnoresponse
to externalstimuli.
- [ Voices Fading ]
- Hes probably slipped into a coma.
Take him to the university hospital.
They have the best head trauma center.
[ Screaming ]
[Man OverP.A.]
Nowarriving in DownTown.
Please exit
to therightofthe car.
[ Panting ]
- Hello?
- Please exit to therightofthe car.
