House on Haunted Hill
By
Dick Beebe
Story by
Dick Beebe & William Malone
Adapted from the screenplay by
Robb White
Blue Revisions: 13 Jan 1999
Production Draft: 2 December 1998
NOTE: THE HARD COPY OF THIS SCRIPTS CONTAINED SCENE NUMBERS.
THEY HAVE BEEN REMOVED FOR THIS SOFT COPY.
FADE IN:
BLACK SCREEN
And in the darkness, a TICKING sound is heard. Soft and
steady -- soothing -- and then a BANG!
S
wreck?
Come on. Im in a hurry.
Are you backing out?
I missed class for this.
Im seeing my partners after.
Why do you think Im dressed up?
So you can shout at them.
You like that.
I dont shout.
- So tell me, did you screw her?
- Screw who?
Whoever was there
when I rang last night.
I was alone last night.
Anyway, what is it to you?
Nothing. You can do what you want
with your life.
Thanks very much.
removed. Then hormone therapy. He
developed bitch tits because his
testosterone was too high and his
body upped the estrogen. That was
where my head fit -- into his huge,
sweating tits that hung enormous, the
way we think of Gods as big.
BOB
Theyre gonna have to open my pecs
again to drain the fluid.
Bob hugs tighter; then looks with empathy into Jacks eyes.
BOB
Okay. You cry now.
Jack looks at B
removed.
B. Herman: Brbrll bobl Cookie!
Roger: Or a nice cousin who is nine times removed from his place off side.Or like a sixteenth cousin...
B. Herman: [Escapes from cot] Aaaaaaah!
Roger: ...who was sixteen times removed from my mothers side. Or a 32nd cousin who was 37...
Baby Herman lands in front of the fridge and looks up at the fridge where the cookie jar is.
B. Herman: Cookie!
Roger: ..
removals is Saint Anne.
- Did you know that?
- No, I didnt know that, no.
Yeah, she lived in
the desert, obviously.
And when she wanted to move house.
Angels came, picked up her house
and took it to Italy.
Handy.
She was Our Ladys mother.
What you on about Damian?
Saint Anne. Ive got a picture.
Look. I dont care, just get
in the car, will ya? Were going.
Go on! Get in the car!
- Was she in it at