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hwp"Girl, I love..." No.
"Girl, I love your..."
No, that aint it.
"Girl, I love your style.
"I love when you get that smile.
"You should be in a magazine,
because youre a queen.
"Our love is everything."
- Percy?
- Not right now. Im busy.
You got a girl in there?
What kind of question is that,
"You got a woman in here?"
I didnt know. I heard you talking.
- Im in here doing my vows.
- Vows?
For this ridiculous party
my wife is losing her mind over!
This extravaganza is costing a lot of money.
Now she wants us to renew our vows.
What was wrong with what I said
the first time?
- Whats wrong with "I do"? I did, didnt I?
- Yes, you did.
- Women, boy.
- I know. Women, its just a whole other...
You know what? I think its cool
youre just doing the lyrics from that song.
I wrote this on the way to work
this morning.
- You wrote that on the way to work?
- Yeah.
Were you listening to the radio
when you wrote it? Cause I think its B K.
Okay, then. If this is to a song,
tell me what the next line is.
Baby, turn around
And let me see that sexy body
go bump, bump, bump
Thats it.
Go.
Reggie.
See your sexy smile and bump, bump?
- Three bumps.
- Three bumps.
See your sexy smile and you bump, bump
See your sexy smile and you
Hey, boss. Did I hear Theresas bringing
a new boyfriend to your anniversary party?
Yes.
What? Im fine with it.
- So, you met him?
- Nope. I pulled his credit report.
- You didnt.
- I sure as hell did.
Fred, this young brother is a stockbroker
for J.P. Oliver.
- Theresa? I dont believe it.
- Marilyn said shes crazy about him.
And this boys credit report, Im telling you,
is a thing of beauty.
I almost cried.
Wow, this guy sounds too good to be true.
He probably is. But the brother has a job.
- Im glad you think that way...
- Thats right, my friend. A J-O-B!
...but I quit.
- I quit!
- Simon, calm down.
Im just trying to explain to you
how the world works.
Its the clients, Im just explaining...
None of my clients seem to care.
This guy didnt seem to care, did he?
Come on. Dont be so sensitive.
Thats not how the world works.
Its how your world works.
Simon, sit down. Simon!
Jerk.
I dont need you, Nathan!
I dont need J.P. Oliver.
My rum is good enough. I can get a job
anywhere I want. Im out of here.
Im not going to freak out!
What am I going to tell Theresa?
What am I going to tell her?
"Baby, you know how youre always
saying Im at the office too much?
"Well, great news!"
Ill meet my future father-in-law and
tell him Im unemployed. Thatll be great.
Okay. Ill get the next one.
I cant quit my job!
Im not gonna beg for this job!
- I got $ says he goes up again.
- Ill take some of that.
Oh, my God! I just quit my job!
I dont need this job! No.
Here he comes.
- Hi.
- Have a good one.
Hello, Liz. Simon Green here.
Simon! Whats up?
Every investment Ive made
in the last six months.
Listen. That job you offered me.
Tell me its still open.
Why? What happened?
Ill tell you about it later.
Can you talk to Bartlett for me?
Are you kidding?
Im e-mailing him right now.
When he finds out you asked about this...
he will go nuts!
Liz, thank you.
Theresa? Baby?
Youre home early.
Really early. Hi.
- Got out of there quick.
- Good. Then come on, help me with these.
What have we got?
Tumi.
- Thats nice. When did we get this?
- Got them today.
Combined incomes. Bling bling, baby!
Yeah. Bling bling.
Baby?
God. You should have heard Dads voice
on the phone...
when I told him you work for J.P. Oliver.
I feel like hes more in love with you
than I am.
- Really?
- Yeah. You dont understand.
Ever since I can remember,
his whole thing has been about:
"Theresa, does that boy have a job?"
- Its a good thing I do then, huh?
- I know.
Im so excited! Arent you excited?
Theresa, a man is never excited
about meeting his future father-in-law.
You know, I was thinking.
Maybe we should postpone telling them.
What?
- It was your idea.
- I know.
But Im thinking now
that maybe it was a bad idea.
No, I think its a great idea.
Announcing our engagement
at my parents party...
is gonna be the best present
we can give them.
Babe, Moms gonna flip.
See, Im not worried about your mom.
I was thinking about...
him.
See, hes about ready
to pop a blood vessel...
in his head, because you guys
are losing a basketball game.
No, we were winning that game. Yeah.
Were bringing in a canopy here.
Swags of tulle with festoons.
Sprays of roses.
Parquet dance floor here.
Guests will be seated at tables
in Chiavari chairs.
Very clean, very simple, very elegant.
And rose petals on the lawn.
And not just a few...
oodles.
At my wedding, we had oodles of petals.
It was fabulous.
At that wedding, was a woman involved?
Of course it involved a woman.
If shes not a woman, its gonna be
a surprise to both of us. Hello!
- Look.
- Ill tell you, this is going to be some party.
Twenty-five years of marriage.
- More power to you, pal.
- Thank you.
- Hey, baby.
- Sorry Im late.
My vice principal called in sick today...
so it was just me
against middle-schoolers.
I swear half of
