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Now,Jack, do exactly
what we rehearsed, nothing else.
Say exactly what we agreed,
nothing else.
Certainement, mon Capitain.
Ne vous fachez pas.
Very good,Jack.
- See you later.
- Yes.
Messieurs.
Where is the money?
We would like to see the money.
Understand?
One more.
I dont know, mate.
Its nothing to do with me. Honest.
Marcel!
- Get moving.
- What about him?
Get moving.
Get rid of him!
Lose that bastard.
I said, get rid of him!
Get out of here.
Dad!
Im gonna
die!
Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere waiting for me
My lover stands on golden sands
And watches the ships
that go sailing
Somewhere
Beyond the sea
shes there watching for me
If I could fly like birds on high
Then straight to her arms
Id go sailing
Its far
Beyond the stars,
Its there beyond the moon
I know beyond a doubt
I know beyond a doubt
Sit. Down. Bad doggie, down.
Good doggie! Beg.
Room service, Mr Tommy.
Can I turn down your pants?
- Hows the star of the show?
- Im gonna die.
Youre among friends.
We wont let you die!
I dont mean on stage,
although I feel like shit.
- I mean, Im gonna die!
- What are you talking about?
If I dont do it, make it happen.
You know, find that feeling
in two weeks,
Im just not gonna live any more.
You mean you feel desperate.
A lot of people feel desperate
before doing something exceptional.
Im not playing it safe any more.
Im gonna take it right to the edge.
And do pirouettes.
- What are you talking about?
- Pirouettes, you dumb fuck.
And if I fall,
well, so be it.
You know. Who gives a shit?
My father in the audience yet?
Were late. Thats it, were late.
- Dont say it was me.
- Relax, dear.
Im gonna die.
Welcome to the Hilton Vegas,
Mr Fawkes!
- Great to see you.
- Thank you.
No matter what happens, nobody
can say youre not a great father.
Hi.
Now is not the time to lose faith
in the material.
It got you this far.
As an opener, the dog story is the
best joke I ever wrote for you.
But if...which it wont...
but if, and I mean only if...
Jesus, you make me doubt things.
If it doesnt work,
use the saver.
You mean, a jokes like a lady
getting out of a car.
Sometimes you see it,
sometimes you dont?
- Yeah, thats it!
- Yeah, thats it!
Tommy, I dont think you should
use the sheep story.
- What are you telling me?
- Its not that kind of house.
It uses the F word, and this is
not the Comedy Store.
- Youll lose em with the F word.
- Risks, Al. Pirouettes!
A one-way ticket.
Two weeks to live.
- Youre nervous.
- I waited all my life for tonight.
What are you doing, pumpkin?
Dont do this, please.
Youre so cold. You have frozen
the life out of me.
What is this?
What are you doing to me?
Youre all that matters.
All you think about. Tommy Fawkes!
Tommy, youre so cold.
You wonder why people
dont laugh at you?
What?
What are you saying?
What are you saying to me?
I am saying that you cannot
have relationships.
Were through. Thats what Im saying!
- Hi, son.
- Hi, Dad.
I wont hold you up.
Boy, this takes me back.
New mirrors.
All I came to say was, you couldnt
ask for a better audience.
That room is filled with people.
Friends, family,
the whole of show business is there!
Theyre all just hoping and wishing,
and ready to laugh, son.
- I better go.
- Sure, OK.
I just wanted you to know
how proud I am of you.
- Five minutes, please.
- Hell be right there.
If this audience doesnt laugh,
then I dont know what.
I just think all those years
of playing small venues
and learning the business
is about to pay off for you.
And I hope so. Because I know
you havent always found life easy.
- OK! Dad, I have to go.
- OK.
Go get em.
Kill the bastards.
We will meet beyond the shore
Well kiss just as before
Happy well be beyond the sea
And never again
He was fine.
Ill go sailing
Sailing
Ladies and gentlemen, we have
a new face topping the bill
at the Hilton Oasis.
A new face. But an old name.
The name is Fawkes.
Yeah! Tommy Fawkes! All right!
Im gonna keep Tommy waiting
just a little longer. First of all,
theres something special
we have to do.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the biggest star of them all.
The funniest.
Mr Originality himself,
in the audience tonight.
Mr George Fawkes!
Come on, George.
They want you.
Dont do it, Dad. Please dont do it.
As the cow said on a wintry morning.:
But seriously, folks. I cannot
tell you what a joy I feel
being here at the...Hilton Oasis.
He did it. He did it.
Mr Fawkes? Are you OK?
I cant believe he did that. Oh, boy.
A gag is like watching a girl
get out of a car.
Sometimes you see it,
sometimes you dont.
Im history, Im out of here.
Have a good night.
You still got it!
I cant believe he did that.
And now will you welcome
the man who
has inherited that talent.
Mr Tommy Fawkes!
Hes great!
Slay em, Tommy!
My wonderful parents,
ladies and gentlemen.
They hated me. They once took me to
an orphanage and told me to mingle.
Do you ever feel like
killing yourself?
Like no matter what you do, people
will always see you as one thing?
Its like a lifetime of bad luck.
I came home last week, my dog looked
