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hwpMommy? Do dead people swallow?
Well?
Do they?
No.
Then what do they do
with the water in their mouth?
They stop getting water in their mouths.
Why?
Dont wake Daddy.
Daddys awake.
lts Saturday, honey. Go back to sleep.
Daddy, they dont let you be a pilot
if you wear glasses!
Hannah!
Ollie, off!
Come on. Off the bed, Ollie. Off!
lve been playing handball
with quadratic equations all night.
Yeah? Who won?
l better get this article finished...
...or l am never going to get
a good nights sleep.
lm working at school today.
No, youve got the kids till : .
lve my museum class, then l drop
off the payroll at Als doughnut hole.
l want cinnamon... No, sugar!
-White ones!
-No doughnuts for you little porkers.
Oink! Oink!
Honey, make my cruller with white icing.
Two minutes.
lts not fair!
ls this fair?
-Yes!
-Yes!
-What do you want for breakfast?
-lm dead.
Thats easy.
Look carefully at the way Rubens
uses pinks and whites in his women.
They have the alabaster cast of a statue...
...with just enough rosy shades...
...to make them eminently approachable.
All l know is, they make me feel thin.
And of course, the famous red hair.
Most art historians believe
this was the color of his mistress hair.
Emily, are we listing lovers
or acquaintances?
Youre done?
lve been married for years.
What do you want from me?
-Didnt you go to college?
-Yeah, but....
One-night stand, handsome, great in bed.
And you regretted it?
Him. He asked me
to bring a friend next time.
And you cant remember his name?
Listen, when youve had over....
the names get a little fuzzy.
God!
Jean-Claude.
ls this the guy in Saint Martin?
Yeah. You spent the weekend
in the Caribbean...
...and didnt l go to Marineland?
You came home with a plastic shark.
l came home with crabs.
Now, if you ladies will follow me.
This French sculpture
is from the th century...
...and by Edmond Louise Colette.
This sculpture epitomizes
the art movement...
...from Art Nouveau to Art Deco.
Who was the best, and why?
-Theres an emphasis on simple lines....
-Howard.
Because he just adored sex
and couldnt get enough?
Because we were in love.
-lve done that.
-Listen to you.
lt must be hell being in a great marriage.
lt is when youve been invited
to your th high school reunion...
...and it kicks off wild sexual fantasies
about your first love.
-Old numero uno, Robert?
-No!
Tommy and l never did it.
We did everything but for two years.
What?
Youre from the coast.
ln Ohio, you dont do it. l was saving it.
-For who? Robert Hornswath?
-Evidently.
So, are you going?
l dont know.
l havent seen him in years.
He lives in Denver now.
He probably wouldnt even be there.
Can you recover from a face-lift
in five months?
Are you going to worry about this
or have fun with it?
Youll have fun.
l know lm never going to hear
the end of it now.
Emily, what is the matter with me?
Every day, l fantasize
about jumping on a plane to Denver...
...finding Tommy, and screwing him silly!
Pardon me.
So what do you think of this?
God, thats disgusting, Mom.
Peter?
What do you think of this one?
Thats more Emily.
You know, bookkeepers can be chic.
Peter?
Yeah, shes not wearing a bra.
-Can l see that, please?
-No.
Bedtime. Thats it.
-Tomorrows my birthday!
-l know its your birthday.
Your Daddy and l have
a lot of getting ready to do.
-l dont want to go to bed.
-You never want to go to bed.
Good night, Daddy!
Good night, sweetie. lll be up in a minute.
-Brush your teeth.
-Okay.
You dropped those.
l know that tune.
Can we do it without kissing?
Sure. Yeah. Come here.
Can we do it without moving?
lm exhausted.
Good. Me, too. l thought you wanted to.
Not me. How about you?
-We can do it tomorrow.
-Yeah.
Nope.
After Ginas party, l doubt it.
Monday.
Department meeting. Goes late.
Tuesday.
Yeah, lets shoot for Tuesday.
That was nice.
lts always nice.
Lipstick. Yeah.
Where are you going?
To do my taxes and learn Spanish.
-l need to sleep, Elliott.
-You can sleep here, you know.
No, l cant. Youre always drawing me.
You waste a lot of time sleeping.
l like sleeping.
lt makes the years go by faster.
Thats a lousy attitude
for a woman barely past ...
...everything ahead of her.
more years of finding
the perfect piece of culture...
...for over Mrs. Konzulmans sectional,
unmarred by love or family.
Leave me if you must...
...but if youre checking out
that Denver gallery on Friday...
...ld like to see you tomorrow sometime.
Cant tomorrow.
Tomorrows my goddaughters
birthday party.
l like birthday parties.
No. Youre not invited.
Are you saying youre ashamed of me?
Everyone there is bringing their children.
lll be dating one.
Yes.
lm .
l dont know why youre pressing this.
Youll just get bored.
With Pin the Tail on the Donkey? No way.
-All right. Come.
-l will. Thank you.
Elliott!
l cant believe you used my lipstick.
This is going to cost me $ .
$ for a lipstick?
-No, a trip to the cosmetic counter.
-Right.
ls everybody having fun?
Hes cute.
-Wheres my hat?
-Right there!
-Have you seen my hat?
-Right there!
lm going to get a
