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hwp[Narrator]
There are gajillions of stories...
of mischief and fun,
but to keep things simple,
lets start with just one...
about a mom and two kids...
and a house and a hat...
that, oddly enough,
was worn by a cat.
But soon enough
we will get to all that.
In the valley that stretches
from this hill to that hill,
a city is nestled...
that city is Anville.
- [Kid] Hurry up!
Well miss the movie!
- Any more tutti-frutti?
Ill check.
Thanks!
[NarratorContinues]
Its a town thats not huge,
but quite big enough...
for buyers and sellers
to sell and buy stuff,
from shoes and shirts...
and elongated ladders...
to sailboats and gibble-grated
berry-juice bladders.
[Horn Honks]
So ourstory begins
at the corner
ofMain and Montroob...
in the spotless
real estate offiice...
run by Hank Humberfloob.
[Woman]
Humberfloob Real Estate. How can
we make yourdreams come true?
[People Chattering]
What do you mean,
youre leaving?
Youre a babysitter.
Babysitters dont leave. They sit.
Baby-leavers leave.
Im sorry. I really
gotta go, Miss Walden.
Well, I need to come home
right away.
All right.
Thank you, Amy.
Sorry.
[Sighs]
Attention, everyone!
Its 9:02.
Staff meeting!
Staff meeting!
[All Gasping, Murmuring]
Look alive, everyone.!
First Id like to
welcome aboard...
our newest member
of the Humberfloob family,
Jim McFlinnagan!
- Mr. Humberfloob,
I wanted to thank you...
- [All Gasping]
Fired.
I beg your pardon?
Fired.
B-But l...
Fired!
One, two, three,
four, fiive, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10!
As you know, tonight is
our bimonthly"meet and greet" party.
Tonights host is...
Joan Walden.
This is where people can
meet our real estate agents...
in an informal,
yet hygienic setting.
Mr. Humberfloob,
I have to get home to my kids.
Ah, yes.
Your children.
Joan, let me make this
perfectly clear.
If your house
is as messy as last time,
youre fiired!
[Employees Gasping,
Murmuring]
Thats pretty clear,
Mr. Humberfloob.
Dont worry. I promise.
My kidsll be
on their best behavior.
Great.
[Phone Rings]
[Woman]
Humberfloob Real Estate.
How can we make
yourdreams come true?
Please hold.
[Narrator]
Lfyou leave Humberfloobs
and turn left onto Main,
three miles down
youll fiind Lipplapper Lane,
a pleasant-enough street
in a pleasant-enough way...
where a neighbor greeted neighbor
with a neighborly"Hey.!"
Hey!
Hey!
Here the hedges were hedged,
the weeds were all weeded,
and lawns were mowed daily,
twice daily ifneeded.
And at the end
ofthis street,
in a house like any other,
something magical
would happen...
to a sisterand her brother.
[Barking]
[Barks]
Shh! Nevins!
Stealth mode.
Todays to-do list.
Number one:
Make to-do list.
Number two:
Practice coloring.
Number three:
Research graduate schools.
Number four:
Be spontaneous.
Number fiive:
Create lasting
childhood memories.
And numbersix:
Amend will.
What is he doing?
[Sighs]
[Whines]
[Beeps]
Number 10:
Make tomorrows to-do list.
Ladies and gentlemen!
[Nevins Barking]
Nevins,
your attention, please.
You are about to witness
the third most spectacular stunt...
ever performed
under this roof!
Do you know how hard its getting
to tell people that were related?
Relax.
Ill put everything back.
[Whining]
And now,
for the indoor stair luge!
Indoor stair luge?
Ill have to add this one
to my list.
Go have no fun
somewhere else.
It... is... showtime.!
- [Whimpers]
- [Grunts]
Whoa.!
[Yelling]
- Aah!
- Yeah!
[Groans]
- [Woman] Oh, my word.!
- [Nevins Barking]
Nevins!
Nevins, come back.!
Hey, Mom. Whats up?
You are so lucky
you didnt ruin this dress.
Mom, I know
youre angry,
but theres something
you need to know.
This was all Sallys fault.
Oh, really?
And how, exactly,
was it Sallys fault?
Give me a minute.
Im workin on it.
Save it, Conrad.
Why today? Why did you
have to pick today
to destroy the house?
You know
whats happening today.
I tried to tell him, Mom.
"Moms throwing
a very important party," I said.
"All ofher important
clients will be here."
But he went right ahead
and wrecked the house
and let Nevins get away.
Now, again, I hope
youre going to ground him.
Yes, Sally, for a week, but
thats none of your business.
Aweek?
Come on. Two days.
I asked you to do
one thing today, Conrad...
keep the house
clean.
Do you know how frustrating it is
that youre always doing
the exact opposite of what I say?
Knock, knock, knock.
[Growling]
Someone lose a dog?
I found him next door...
in my yard... again.
You are a saint.
And here I thought
you were only dating me
for my good looks.
Lucky us.
Larry Quinn is here.
Hey-a, sport.
Call me Lawrence.
Okay?
You rescued Nevins!
Thanks, Lawrence!
It was my pleasure, Sally.
Anything for my little princess.
Oh, I dont wanna be a princess.
In a constitutional monarchy
parliament has all the real power.
I see.
Okay, thats great.
Uh, look, pal, be a sport.
Why dont you go
tidy up the living room.
Okay...dude?
I dont have to listen to you, Larry.
Conrad,
do what Lawrence says.
Have you given some thought
about the Wilhelm Academy?
You mean the Colonel Wilhelm
Military Acad
