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...man aint like a dog.
And when I say "man,"
Im talking about man
as in mankind, not man as in men.
Because men,
well, we a lot like a dog.
You know, we like to piss on things.
Sniff a bitch when we can.
Even get a little pink hard-on
the way they do.
We territorial as shit, you know,
we gonna protect our own.
But man...
...he know about death.
Got him a sense of history.
Got religion.
See...
...a dog...
Man, a dog dont know shit
about no birthdays or Christmas
or Easter bunny, none of that shit.
And one day
god gonna come calling,
so, you know,
they going through life carefree.
But people like you and me, man,
we always guessing.
Wondering, "What if?"
You know what I mean?
So when you say to me,
"Hey, I dont think
we should be doing this,"
I gotta say, baby, I dont think
we need to be doing this neither,
but we aint gonna get no move on
in this world, lying around in the sun,
licking our ass all day.
I mean, we man.
I mean, you a woman and all,
but we man.
So with this said...
...you tell me what it is
you wanna do with your life.
I dont know.
- I mean, I guess I could, like...
- Hold up a second.
Whats happening with you, man?
You like what you see, huh?
Look here, baby,
it break down like this:
Twenty in the front, in the back.
Hello?
Why dont you walk over there
and explain it to that motherfucker.
- Damn.
- From the D&Z sports desk,
Im Dennis Phillippi, and the answer...
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- Nothing but a bunch of jive and junk.
Coming up, your chance
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Holler at your boy, its Hot . .
- Please! Fucking with me, man! Hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, what the hell?!
- Pull that shit again,
- Motherfucker, how you like that?
Boot your ass to hell.
- You heard me!
- Get the fuck up out of here.
Deranged son of a bitch!
- You all right, Nola?
- Thanks, D.
Come on in, man. Come on in here.
Damn, man, you gotta
get some security up in here.
Im the only
motherfucking security in here.
Sure is good
not to be cracking heads.
So, what you need, man,
a half or full O?
Ounce wiII do good.
Fourth coming up and all.
Righteous, man.
Hey, you remember
that sticky herb you brung up
to my brothers house for playoffs?
Yeah, I remember that shit.
That aint this, now, man.
We talking about... Thats
a whole other zip-up bag on that.
Thats fucking prime product
right there.
We got some big company
coming in here for the Fourth.
Thought you may want
to get you some money.
- Big company?
- Yeah.
- Like what?
- You know Skinny Black?
Skinny Black.
Yeah, that...
Yeah, I know who Skinny is, man.
I know Skinny from
way back in the day.
See, I know Skinny
when he was hustling
his underground tapes
down at the drive-in,
out the back of his Cutlass.
Not no more he aint.
Last one he put out went platinum.
- Platinum?
- Yeah.
- Thats more special than gold, right?
- But hes stiII in Memphis.
He and his brother Tigga hook up with
their friends every Fourth of July.
I shut the place down,
make it all private for them.
And they just buy me out.
- Bullshit.
- No shit.
Yo, Skinny rolling like that, man?
Best get your ass up here
with that good shit.
Those boys dont want
none of this dirt weed.
So youre trying
to hurt my feelings, right?
- Just trying to help out a friend.
- For sure, man.
All right, all right, all right,
goddamn it,
were going into a -for-
for all you balling motherfuckers.
You gonna love this shit.
These lovely ladies wiII be doing
two dances for the price of one.
We got Luscious, we got Phoebe
and we got Lexus
coming up to satellite one.
- Mike.
- What up, D?
- Whats happening, baby?
- Wet out there, huh?
Yeah, sorry, man.
- Its like a motherfucker.
- All right.
Hey, baby.
- Hey, where Lex at?
- Over there on satellite one.
Dont miss out. Take advantage.
We got Monique coming up
on satellite one.
- Youll love this, -for- .
- What the fuck? WiII you let me...
These lovely ladies wiII be giving you
two dances for the price of one.
- Come here. Excuse me, daddy.
- Dont you see me on a hustle?
- Where you at?
- I aint at shit.
- I was on my third dance.
- Dont tell me...
You think I can just run up in here,
snap my fingers
and make these motherfuckers
throw their money at me?
- Watch your motherfucking tone...
- I aint even made payout yet!
This one is pretty good.
My motherfucking house
got broken into too, bitch.
- Hell, no.
- Hell, yeah, they kicked
both my doors in, girl. Stole the last
pound of hydro weed for the party.
You hear that?
Thats my gut saying,
"Hurry the fuck up," okay?
- Come on.
- Look at this.
Hell, no. Look at this shit. What
the fuck you call that, the clapper?
Lights on, lights off. Dont play.
Im gonna roll tonight.
I dont care what you say, D,
I aint working day shift no more.
I dont care if I got to
take me a taxi ride home.
- You gonna work if I say you gonna.
- I aint working with these skank-ass,
- trucker-bait hos no more.
- Kiss my ass.
- Bitch, fucking take my shit again.
- Shit dont make no sense.
If Id known yall was gonna take
