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hwp You know how in some movies...
they have a dream sequence,...
only they don큧 tell you
it큦 a dream?
This is so not a dream.
It wasn큧 supposed to
be like this.
I was just trying to do my job
and then things happened.
Well, life happened.
And now I큟 here.
Trust me.
I큟 not the kind of girl...
who does things like this.
I mean, two months ago,..
you couldn큧 have picked
me out of a crowd.
Hi. Call me.
Told you.
I큟 overthere.
I was the youngest copy editor
at the Chicago Sun-Times.
Standard British calls for "re."
So unless you큥e a pompous American,
I wouId go with "er."
I had my own office,
unlimited stationary supplies...
and a professional,
dedicated assistant.
Thought of this
awesome new phrase.
"Power is powerful."
Total T-shirt, right?
Awesome. Amazing. What?
Can I get my messages?
- Yeah.
Hey, seriousIy, last time
I saw you, did I look fat?
OK. You hesitated.
No. Case closed. Forget it.
- Excuse me, Merkin.
Um, I noticed that there
weren큧 any index cards.
I can큧 do notes without them.
- Hey, hey, hey.
Merkin ain큧 jerkin.
He큦 workin, OK?
Take that to the bank.
It큦 power, baby. It큦 power.
My boss.
No. I큟 just a little tense.
I mean, this whole office
is not Feng Shui.
All the desks are facing,
like, evil, you know?
Uh, do you think I should
bleach my jeans...
Josie!
Guess who I did it with
last night.
Roger from op/ed?
Who told you?
You did. You said yesterday,
and I quote,...
"I have a date with Roger
from op/ed tonight,...
and I큟 gonna do it with him."
Computer큦 down.
Septuplet story.
Need it by : .
Hopefully the copy큦 not a mess.
It큦 "hoped" that it큦 not a mess.
"Hopefully" is an adverb.
It means "with hope."
You have it defining the copy,...
and I큟 pretty sure the copy
doesn큧 have feelings.
So, Anita...
You and Roger in op/ed.
Oh, man, who told you?
Roger in op/ed.
- Really?
Anita?
- What?
Don큧 make me
send you another memo...
about my policy
on interoffice dating.
It큦 "intraoffice dating."
And they큥e not dating.
They큥e having sex.
And what exactly is
your policy, Augustus?
That if you큥e not getting any,
then no one can?
How many times have I fired her?
Five or six.
- Eight.
Gus...
Did you get those story ideas
that I left on your desk?
Morning, Mr. Strauss.
Yes, the blind foster home mother.
That was good.
I got Kahune on it.
Oh, yeah. Kahune. He큦 good.
Geller, we큩e been through this.
You큥e a great copy editor.
You큥e maybe my best copy editor.
You큥e not a reporter.
You큩e used of my ideas.
Gus, please.
Every Tom, Dick, and Harry
thinks he can write,...
but a journalist gets in there
where the bombs are falling.
He큦 aggressive.
He grabs the bull by the balls.
You don큧think I can
grab a bull큦 balls?
Geller, you don큧 want
a reporter큦 life.
Trust me. They큥e very messy,...
and you큥e all about
order and control,...
and getting me my copy by : .
I can be out of control.
Copy by : !
Josie, maybe Gus has a point.
You know, it큦 not gonna kill
you to relax and have some fun.
Hey, you know, Roger큦 got
this friend Marshall in editing.
Maybe we can all go on
a double date or something.
Marshall the duke?
I swear to God, Josie! Come on!
Tell me, when is the last time
that you went on a real date?
I큟 concentrating
on my career right now.
Do you own any colored underwear?
Stripes or anything?
The right guy, he큦 out there.
I큟 just not gonna go kiss
a whole bunch of losers...
to get to him.
Yeah, but you know what?
Sometimes kissing losers
can be a really fun diversion.
When I finally get kissed,
I큞l know.
OK. If you큩e never
kissed a guy before,...
we have bigger problems
than the underwear.
I큩e kissed a guy.
I큩e kissed guys.
I just...
haven큧 felt that thing.
That thing?
Is that what you kids
call it these days?
That thing.
That moment when you kiss someone and
everything around you becomes hazy...
and the only thing in focus
is you and this person...
and you realize that
