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hwp I took my troubles
down to Madame Ruth
You know, that Gypsy
with the gold-capped tooth
Shes got a pad
on 34th and Vine
Sellin
little bottles of
Love Potion
Number Nine
I told her that I was
a flop with chicks
Ive been this way
since
She looked at my palm
And she made
a magic sign
She said,
What you need is
Love Potion
Number Nine
She bent down
and turned around
And gave me a wink
She said,
Im gonna mix it up
Right here
in the sink
It smelled
like turpentine
It looked like
india ink
I held my nose,
I closed my eyes
I took a drink
I didnt know
if it was day or night
I started kissin
everything in sight
But when
I kissed a cop
At th and Vine
He broke
my little bottle of
Love Potion
Number Nine
I held my nose,
I closed my eyes
I took a drink
I didnt know
if it was day or night
I started kissin
everything in sight
But when
I kissed a cop
At th and Vine
He broke
my little bottle of
Love Potion
Number Nine
I held my nose,
I closed my eyes
I took a drink
I didnt know
if it was day or night
I started kissin
everything in sight
But when
I kissed a cop
At th and Vine
He broke
my little bottle of
Love Potion
Number Nine
Love Potion...
About once a month,
my friends and I
get together
and do something different
for fun.
Sometimes
we go bowling
or miniature golf
or a movie
or something.
One night,
we went down
to a Gypsy palm reader
on th and Vine.
Let me see
your palm.
You do very badly
with women.
No. I... I... I...
I do all right.
No, you dont.
There are
no women here.
Whats this?
No women.
Are you
a boy-kissy-boy?
Excuse me?
You a homosexual?
No.
I want my sister
to see this.
No, I dont.
No.
I see no women
in your life
for a long,
long time.
Maybe...
forever.
Well, thats
kind of depressing.
Yes, it is.
But I have
something for you.
Let me see.
Number
number .
Where the hell is it?
Ahh.
Number eight.
This is
what you need.
Dilute this with water
to .
You dont want it
to be too strong.
You take a sip,
and you swallow.
And when you speak,
women will find you
fascinating.
Im a biochemist.
You take this.
Youll be back.
So, tell me,
there was this woman
I saw you having lunch
with the other day.
Huh?
Shes just...
just somebody I work with.
Uh-huh.
Were there any
romantic possibilities?
No.
No?
Why not?
No, you see, Im...
Shes, um,
shes not my type.
Oh, shes not
your type.
That was a lie.
Except for the fact
that she had
kind of a boyfriend,
Diane was exactly my type.
Im a comparative
psychobiologist.
I put, uh, primates...
chimpanzees...
through tests.
I note the behavior
of the subject,
and I hope the results
are analogous to humans.
Do you put electrical things
in their brains?
No.
No.
But thats done,
isnt it?
Yes.
Why?
You can measure
electrical activity,
or, with a minute
amount of current,
you can stimulate a feeling
or... or a thought.
You can stimulate
a feeling?
Yes.
For example,
there was
this experiment
where an electrode
was planted
in the pleasure center
of a monkeys brain.
When the monkey
hit a button,
it sent a signal
to the electrode,
in effect exciting
the monkey sexually.
Youre kidding.
No.
Can you guess
what happened?
Was it a male monkey?
Yes.
He slammed the button
till he died.
Oh, so, you know
this experiment.
I know men, honey.
Oh, stop.
I think she is definitely
Pauls type.
Shes got that,
uh...
je ne sais quoi,
that, uh...
Very sexy girl.
You should go
talk to her.
Really.
