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hwp The 39 Steps Script
Stall, please.
Ladies and gentlemen...
with your kind attention
and permission...
I have the honor
of presenting to you...
one of the most remarkable men
in the world.
- How remarkable?
- Hes sweating.
Can you be surprised
at that, gentlemen?
Every day he commits to memory
new facts...
and remembers every one of them.
Facts from history, from geography,
from newspapers...
from scientific books,
millions and millions of them.
Think of the strain involved
by his prodigious feat.
His feet aint half as big
as yours, cully.
Im referring
to his feats of memory.
Test him, please.
Ladies and gentlemen,
ask him your questions...
and he will answer you,
fully and freely.
Mr. Memory.
I also add, ladies and gentlemen,
before retiring...
that Mr. Memory has left his brain
to the British Museum.
Hurray!
A question, please.
Ladies first.
Wheres my old man been
since last Saturday?
- On the booze!
- In quod!
Out with his bit!
A serious question, please.
What won the Derby in ?
Mr. Jack Jools Humorist
with Steve Donoghue up.
Won by a length
at odds to .
Second and third:
Craig-an-Eran and Lemonora.
- Am I right, sir?
- Right.
What won in ?
Come back in
and Ill tell you.
How far is Winnipeg from Montreal?
What won the Cup in ?
- Cup? Waterloo, football or tea.
- Football, silly.
- When did Chelsea win it?
- B.C. in the presence of Nero.
- What causes pip in poultry?
- Dont make yourself so common.
Our fowls have it,
havent they?
How many races
did Mick the Miller win?
How old is Mae West?
When was Crippen hanged?
Who was the last British
heavyweight champion of the world?
- Henry Vlll!
- My old woman!
Bob Fitzsimmons.
He defeated Jim Corbett...
heavyweight champion of America
at Carson City, Nevada...
in October, .
He was years of age.
Am I right, sir?
How old is Mae West?
I know, sir,
but I never tell a ladys age.
Next, please.
What causes pip in poultry?
- How far is Winnipeg from Montreal?
- Miss Winnie Who, sir?
How far is Winnipeg from Montreal?
A gentleman from Canada.
Youre welcome, sir.
Winnipeg, the third city of Canada
and the capital of Manitoba.
Distance from Montreal:
miles.
- Am I right?
- Quite right.
How olds Mae West?
How olds Mae West?
Hey, you!
How olds Mae West?
Gentlemen!
Please, youre not at home!
Hey, you!
What causes pip in...
causes pip in po... po...
Hey, come on!
For Gods sake,
play something!
Stop them from running!
Here we are.
May I come home with you?
Whats the idea?
Id like to.
Its your funeral.
Come on, theres a bus.
- You dont stay here always?
- No, Ive taken a furnished flat.
Im only here from Canada
for a few months.
By the way, am I allowed
to know your name?
- Smith.
- All right.
Do you want to know more about me?
What do you think I do for a living?
- Actress?
- Not in the way you mean.
- Chorus?
- No.
- Im sorry.
- Im a freelance.
- Out for adventure, eh?
- Thats right.
This way.
My sitting room is all upset.
I havent decorated.
Ill find the switch.
Not yet.
Now.
Mr. Hannay, would you be kind
and turn that mirror to the wall?
Youd be happier if there were
curtains over those windows.
- Yes.
- Im sorry.
Theres the telephone.
Just a minute.
- Dont answer the telephone.
- Why not?
Because I think its for me.
Please dont answer.
Just as you say.
- Wont you sit down?
- Would you kick that footstool to me?
You needed that.
I did. Thank you.
- I owe you an explanation.
- Dont bother about me.
- Im nobody.
- We cannot talk here.
All right.
Just a minute.
- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
- Cigarette?
- No, thank you.
- Theres our friend again.
- Take no notice.
Would you think me very troublesome
if I asked for something to eat?
- Ive had nothing all day.
- Sure.
- You like haddock?
- Yes, please.
I suppose your name
isnt really Smith.
It depends on where I am.
- You may call me Annabella.
- Annabella Smith.
A clergymans daughter,
I presume.
Hello. Nervy?
Upset by those shots tonight?
I fired those shots.
- You what?
