sweet F.A. about it.
Where did she meet him? ln the pub?
No, youre the one who spends all his time there. No wonder she got sick of you.
-l treated her well. -Yeah?
l never raised a hand in anger to her once, though she gave me just cause for it.
Maybe thats where l went wrong.
Here you are, love.
Hot milk.
Christmas pudding.
You want some of this?
lts very nice.
No.
Why not? You must be starving
Dead Ringers Script
(Beverly) Sure I have.
- Well, Ive discovered why sex is.
- You have? Fantastic!
Its because humans
dont live underwater.
I dont get it.
Fish dont need sex, because they just lay
the eggs and fertilise them in the water.
Humans cant do that
because they dont live in water.
They have to... internalise the water.
Therefore we have sex.
So you mean humans wouldnt have sex
if they
sweet love to you,
Red Shoe Diary-style.
-Right.
-Could happen.
Just go talk to her, man!
Maybe shell think youre funny.
You know what?
I think Im going to.
You want to borrow some pants, chief?
First impressions and all.
Youre a bud.
Think hes going to do it?
So you got to reach.
Youre getting
Cheezy Poofs everywhere.
You got to open your mouth, man.
Lookie what I found.
I thought you were dry.
Sweet, huh?
- She is so beautiful.
- I know, I know.
Well, shes not so beautiful
at : in the morning.
Emanuele must miss you.
Hes been here almost every day.
Thats his snake.
Its a full moon tonight. Can you see it?
No.
May I?
Of course.
May I turn off the light?
Have they found the driver?
The police...
...have given up.
Can you see it now?
Not quite.
There.
Its beautiful.
Its : in the morning.
fish enthusiast.
I stopped man-whoring
when I met my wife.
My mom said your wife
got eaten on your honeymoon...
...because you tried
to feed the sharks.
You tell your mom l was
trying to feed the turtles.
I didn realize there was
meat sauce on the lettuce.
Whatever. I bet that thing doesnt
even work, you stupid he-bitch.
-Come on, l got it.
-Hey, you little bastards.
Give that back! Thats not a t
fishing --
SAM
(shaking his head no)
A real change. New city.
Someplace where every time I go
around a corner I dont think
of Maggie.
And hold on Sam for a moment and--
DISSOLVE:
EXT. WRIGLEY FIELD - DAY
Sam, Jonah and Maggie walking toward the field. Its a
gorgeous day for a game. They high-five each other.
ROB (V.O.)
Where you going to go?
And cut back to:
INT. SAMS OFFICE - DAY
As Sam snap
-
Eat Drink Man Woman Script
Hello? Have you eaten? Not yet?
Just throw together some noodles
for lunch.
That fish is excellent.
Dont roast it. That would be a pity.
It just needs to be slightly steamed.
Dont add any salt!
Whatever you do, no salt!
Salt dries the fish, and it wont be tender.
Just get a pot of boiling water,
and put salt around the plate.
If not today,
then when will we talk about
sweet one.
Choose the day,
and choose the sign of your day.
The days divinity,
the first thing you see.
Come on out for a walk!
Its a beautiful night!
The vast radiant beach
and cool jeweled moon.
Couples, naked, race
down by its quiet side ...
... and we laugh
like soft, mad children,
smug in the woolly
cotton brains of infancy.
Choose, they croon, the ancient ones.
The time has come again.
Choo
You have chosen?
- Uh...
- Somebody else go ahead.
Uh, what are your specials tonight?
Uh, from Switzerland we have, um,
calves liver with our special sauce...
and, uh, from old England,
we have roast beef.
- I dont eat meat.
- Why not?
Pardon me?
If you dont eat meat,
we have, uh, fish.
No, I dont eat fish either.
Im a vegetarian.
- Ah.
- Do you have a vegetarian special?
Of course.
All Nation
sweetest gig ever.
-The Midtown Club.
-And wholl still be eating sushi?
Charlie Peters!
We have conference rooms.
He just needed a hug, sir.
Its the holidays that--
Its just so hard. Excuse me.
Im afraid I need you in Vegas.
Did you say Vegas?
Thats my favourite city in the world!
Its a family business. Everybody
in town tried to steal this guy.
Thats why I want him.
Thanks for the hustle!
Your k