cause youre about to be served.
They just dont make these things
for... normal-sized people, you know?
Thats gotta hurt.
Go on ahead and laugh if you want,
but you guys wont be laughing when I get new jerseys
from the family whos gonna adopt me.
You aint gettin adopted.
Yes, I will, cause I have a destiny.
All orphans are special. All orphans have destinies.
Maybe in books, but you wanna name a r
cause...
what we want to believe as religion...
traces back to myths borne of our collective consciousness.
Has anyone raised the question of how people like yourself...
can believe in these hidden codes within the Bible,
and yet not in the Bible itself.
Yeah.
You mean like...
"Jesus loves me, this I know, for the Bible tells me so?"
Yes, exactly.
My mother used to sing me that song,
but you know
Life Of David Gale Script
- Shit! Shit! Shit!
- Hey! Stop, please!
In a related story,
the high court had also refused...
to stay Fridays execution of former
philosophy professor David Gale.
- Oh, boy.
- Gale had sought a review
of his conviction...
for the rape and murder
of his University of Austin
colleague Constance Harraway.
The case has received
nation wide media attention
because Gale and
cause he
gave me you. Now go to sleep.
SAMMY
I cant sleep, Mom. I had a bad dream.
MELANIE
In just two minutes, you already fell
asleep and had a bad dream?
MELANIE
Ow! Oh, sweetie. Oh, shoot.
RADIO
I dont even think I knew her. No, I had
no idea. I divorced her.
KRISTEN
Hi, Jack.
MAGGIE
Dad!
JACK
Hi.
MAGGIE
Hi, Daddy!
JACK
Hey! I got you! Watch your step.
KRISTEN
Maggie, be careful!
Cause creeps as yourself,
dont have dogs named Wolf.
What creeps like you have
are faggy, hairy things called...
...Pooky or Doo-doo.
- You must have the wrong apartment.
- Dont try to cop out, you slimy worm.
I got the right apartment.
I got the right fairy.
Youre obviously suffering
from aggravated paranoid delusion.
Whatd you say?
Im suggesting youre extrapolating
from your sordid, pathetic en
cause of all my early troubles; this
was the belle of the family, my
cousin, Miss Dorothy Dugan, by name.
EXT. DUGAN MANOR HOUSE - DAY
A sprawling run-down Irish manor house with large garden,
stables, barn and farm.
Idealized images of Dorothy.
RODERICK (V.O.)
Ah! That first affair, how well one
remembers it! What a noble
discovery it is that the boy makes
when he finds himself actually and
trul
mass
mayhem and planet-wide panic!
A quiet capture would require
an understanding of - -
that we do not possess!
Who, then, Mr. Pleakley, would
you send for his extraction?
Does he have a brother?
Close grandmother, perhaps?
Friendly cousin?
Neighbor with a beard?
He got away?
Im sure this comes
as no surprise to you.
I designed this creature
for to be unstoppable.
Which is precisely why you
cause he shot down
87 enemy planes.
l mean, he was the best.
Theres just--Theres a level
of difference between people,
and it translates
into some games.
Donkey Hong and Pac-Man
and Ms. Pac-Man
and Galaga and Defender,
these are the games
that caught the public eye.
These are the games
people cared about.
And so if you wanna be known
as being world-class,
you gotta master
one of those games.
l li
motherfucker. Id watch that hillbilly and Id want to be him so bad. Elvis looked good. Im no fag, but Elvis was good-lookin. He was fuckin prettier than most women. I always said if I ever had to fuck a guy... I mean had too cause my life depended on it... Id fuck Elvis.
Lucy takes a drag from her cigarette.
LUCY
Id fuck Elvis.
CLARENCE
Really?
LUCY
When he was alive. I wouldnt fuck him now.
Now another story. The peaceful town of BrayerVille was rocked this afternoon in the wake of an horrible act of vandalism.
While the police of upstate New York believes this could be a simple case of act of mischief gone array
..the tragedy has definitely devastated the community.
Now this is the grisly aftermath of an powerful explosion believed to have been caused by an unknown quantity of dyna