cooling system in the barn!
I have asparagus rotting all over the place.
Now, you tell him to get down here
and now!
He was pretty mad.
Something about a cooling system.
Forget that. I got something much better
for him out there.
Honey, hes gonna love it.
Im gonna knock his socks off.
Im gonna straighten his hair.
Where you been?
About half a glass of water.
What is this?
Got a match, Doc?
You ge
SUPERMAN LIVES
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Written by
Kevin Smith
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EXT. SPACE
An Alien craft floats through the void, approaching a slow-moving
ASTEROID.
INT. ALIEN CRAFT
Two humanoid ALIENS dressed in uniforms pilot their craft nearer
to the asteroid.
ALIEN #1
Receiving a signal from an alien system,
but theres interference on the channels.
ALIEN #2
Once we get past this asteroid, it should
clear up.
Suddenly, THRO
channels.
Its Paul Crewe.
Another question, though.
Santa Claus. Whats he like?
Boy, I hate to arrest a public figure
like yourself,
but, hell, I dont think
you got too many
endorsement deals to worry about,
now, do you?
Now, listen here, Mr. Frodo.
Dont get short with me.
That was good. I mean, hes good.
Man. I hope you got a lot of money
for that game you threw,
because that was the most pathet
Cool.
Hi.
Hello.
So...
whats it like
working for Alderman Brown?
Its good.
The alderman is a great mentor.
Must be nice doing
what you said youd always do.
I really admire that.
- Apple juice?
- Whats going on here?
Who set this up?
This shit aint funny.
- What?
- This. You being nice to me?
You admire me? You got back
together with Kevin, didnt you?
I do not need a man
to make me feel good.
Plus
cool he
is.
Miss Perky looks down at her file and up at Patrick
MISS PERKY
(continuing)
Patrick Verona. I see were making our
visits a weekly ritual.
She gives him a withering glance. He answers with a charming
smile.
PATRICK
I missed you.
MISS PERKY
It says here you exposed yourself to a
group of freshmen girls.
PATRICK
It was a bratwurst. I was eating
lunch.
MISS PERKY
With the teeth of yo
cool
before dawn ... An old-school totem to speed and style... And then
SOMEONE approaches...
Through the mists of morning ... In leather coat and jack boots ...
Hes early 30s, with the vaguely whimsical confidence of a shimmer
that refuses to fade ...
This is RANDALL RAINES, whom they call MEMPHIS - though know ones
quite sure why ... But they do know hes the auto-boost in Southern
California ..
cool. Huh huh huh."
Airplanes and tanks start firing at Butt-Head (Butt-Kong). He looks irritated and says, "Cut it out butt-munch!" Butt-Head swats at the planes, sending them crashing to the ground and stomps on the tanks. Then, something catches his eye. Butt-Head reaches into a skyscraper and picks up a nice looking woman - a lot like the one from the King Kong movie. He looks down at her in
channel.
- It makes sense, a longshoreman.
- I havent got it yet.
Can you work Quinn?
Im not sure he knows. Hes the DA,
but Rosen runs the strike force.
How about Rosen?
Christ, if he said word one,
itd be the first time.
Yes, sir?
Theres a reporter on her way to see me.
When we come in the office,
give me a minute and then buzz me.
- Hey, Elliott!
- Oh, shit.
Michael Gallagher. The guy who hit D
Channel.
I-I think Margaret Chan
would want me to have
some water right now.
Uhh! Oh!
Play something!
Do something!
Yes! Ha ha ha!
Come on! Mom! Dad!
Ive got to get out
of the country!
I know youre still upset,
but it wasnt that bad.
Oh, really, Mom?
Was your junior-high graduation
on "Good Morning America"?
What creep would send
Diane Sawyer a video
to embarrass you like that?
Oh.
- Ugh!
What is
Cool.
[ Man # ]
So, what are you doing here?
[ Man # ] Yeah.
Um, seeing friends.
Seeing friends.
[ Man # ]
Yeah? Great.
[ Man # ]
Were here on business.
[ Woman ]
I can see it in your eyes
Later.
See you, Bob.
Keep it up.
[ Fax Machine
Clicking, Humming ]
[ Clicking, Humming Continue ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Snoring Continues ]
Are you awake?
John.
[ Whispers ]
Go to sleep.
[ Moans ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Snoring C