meat loaf?
DAVID
(by rote)
"It might be ..."
BETTY (OS)
(shy smile)
It might be.
He leans over and kisses her--again on the cheek.
GEORGE (OS)
Oh Pumpkin! You sure know the way to
this mans heart.
There is a loud and inappropriate LAUGH TRACK. David smiles
wider and is just about to reach for more corn chips, when
his real MOTHERS VOICE rings out from the other room.
DAVIDS MOM (OS)
... Bullshit
meat on those bones,
look at that.
Its not me.
-Come on, you can do it.
-No, I dont want to.
-Ill take some off it for you.
-Go ahead, do some more.
Well, you know why
your mother married me?
Why?
Because I got muscles.
Come and feel it.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah.
The first time she met me,
she just stared at them.
You got a girlfriend?
Not a full time. Not a girlfriend.
I see some girls, though.
Not a
meat.
No! No!
- May I help you?
- Hi, Earl. Im Vic.
Im sure Ramonas already told you
my whole life story.
- No, but you must be her...
- Thats me, like it or not.
If you know what I mean. Have a seat.
So, what do you say, neighbour?
Welcome to the end of the road,
I guess.
- Its a great house.
- Thank you.
I mean mine. More rooms than we
need, really, but I couldnt resist.
It was a steal.
Whats o
my ass burning.
Mike, you should give it a little kiss so itll feel better.
Pretend like were not even here.
Hey, isnt Ricky Martin having a concert? Get the fuck on.
- You always gotta go racial, man. - Its sad, man.
I think its cool. It hit the meat. It aint nowhere near the hole.
Two lousy bags?
What about the biggest shipment of ecstasy to come out of Amsterdam?
Let me worry about my snit
meat. Ill
take the brown. Youre not going to eat that, are you? Im hungry.
His refrigerators been out of order for two weeks. I saw milk standing
in there that wasnt in a bottle. What are you, a health nut? Eat,
murray. I got six cards. It figures. I got three aces. Misdeal.
You know who makes good sandwiches? Felix. Ever taste his cream cheese
and pimento on date nut bread? Make up your mi
Bless her heart.
Shes not dead in the picture though.
Shes just sleeping.
Could I look at that later maybe?
Okay?
So...
Are you married?
Do you have children?
No, no. Im not married.
Oh, youre still young, you know?
Relatively.
I mean, you still got time, I suppose.
Do you eat meat, or are you one
of those vegetarian people?
No. Im not a vegetarian.
- Why?
- Because its your first night in town.
meat you outside, okay.
Im just gonna go out,
get a cup of coffee,
Did you sign all this?
Yeah, I sure did.
Well, get your driver Philippes card
so that you can call on the cell
phone if youre running late.
And we will put your bags in the car
so you are not late going to the airport.
Thanks for everything.
Merci beaucoup.
Which ones Philippe?
Philippe, passe lui ta carte pour
quil le forme numer
meat without whisky.
What are you doing up here?
- Hunting.
- In a suit?
- What kind of hunting?
- Pink flamingos.
The polioce have rounded up
of the escaped priosoners.
The siox unaccounted for are to
be consiodered armed and dangerous.
You ever see
any pink flamingos?
No. Sir. Never have...
and never will.
- Are you sure?
- Yes. Sir.
How much?
- Do we have to go to bed?
- Yes.
Thanks for leavin
meat.
TAYLOR
Oh man, these girls are wet, wild and
willin.
HAROLD
Thats why I cant go in.
TAYLOR
Come on Harold, havent I always looked after
you on all our adventures together?
HAROLD
This is one kind of adventure I dont do
any more. You know that.
LISA
What the hells going on down there?
TRACY
Yeah.
TAYLOR
Were comin.
HAROLD
Youre coming. Im going home. Ill call
you tomorrow. Run th
meat,
See? Im not making
this stuff up,
I dont get it,
I mean, these girls all
seem so confident and cool,
How do they not know...
thatJohns cheating
on all of them?
Hes a total operator,
He goes out with girls
from different cliques...
so that they never
actually talk to each other,
And then he
tells them that his father...
wont let him date
during basketball season...
so theyll have
to keep it