pot...
...and watch TV all day.
Dont get me wrong.
Thats what life is all about.
But dont you think you should
have some ambition, a goal?
I mean, my dream life would be...
...to lie around and watch TV
while some hot broad delivers me food.
Until your parents kick
your oily ass out.
I havent seen my parents
in a few days.
Maybe theyre dead.
Party at Antons.
What are you doing?
With a killer loos
pot,"
Ill have a cup.
- Count me in.
- "Likewise."
- Ditto.
- None for me, Vikki.
- Thanks, R.J.
- Ill have a Sanka.
As I was saying, the central thesis
"of Miss Novaks book," Down With Love...
is that women will never be happy
until they become...
independent as individuals by achieving
equal participation in the workforce.
And how do you propose
women do this, Miss Novak?
By saying, "Down with
-
Eat Drink Man Woman Script
Hello? Have you eaten? Not yet?
Just throw together some noodles
for lunch.
That fish is excellent.
Dont roast it. That would be a pity.
It just needs to be slightly steamed.
Dont add any salt!
Whatever you do, no salt!
Salt dries the fish, and it wont be tender.
Just get a pot of boiling water,
and put salt around the plate.
If not today,
then when will we talk about
Lethal Weapon
Screenplay by Shane Black
Produced by Richard Donner
Joel Silver
Directed by Richard Donner
Cast List:
Mel Gibson Martin Riggs
Danny Glover Roger Murtaugh
Gary Busey Joshua
Mitchell Ryan The General
Tom Atkins Michael Hunsaker
FADE IN:
CITY OF ANGELS
Lies spread out beneath us in all its splendor, like a bargain basement Promised Land.
CAMERA SOARS, DIPS, WINDS its way SLOWLY DOWN,
Children Of A Lesser God Script
[Bell Rings]
This is the most amazing
resume Ive ever seen.
Ive been with some really
good schools. The best.
All of them.
All of the best.
One right
after another.
And youve also been
with the Lucky Erin
Bar and Grill.
Pittsburgh. Bartender.
And a disc jockey.
In Oklahoma.
I used to broadcast
in sign language.
Youve been
all over the map.
Ive got
a lot of energy.
Girl With A Pearl Earring Script
Griet.
Leave that.
- Griet?
- Father.
Do you remember?
You watched me paint it.
I never thought our family
would come to this.
Food may be strange
to your stomach.
Keep clear of their Catholic prayers.
Or if you must be with them
when they pray...
stop your ears.
Give it.
I got Cornelias too.
- Give it back.
- Stop it!
You did not get it.
I did.
Do you know the ho
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Hello Dolly! Script
Call on Dolly
If your neighbour needs a new romance
Just name the kind of man your sister
wants, and shell snatch him up
Dont forget to bring your maiden aunts
and shell match em up
Call on
"Mrs Dolly Levi."
Shes the one the spinsters recommend
She even found a lovely bride
for poor cousin Isadore
"Social introductions arranged
pot?
Take LSD?
No drugs?
How do you feeI right now?
I...
...dont know.
I dont know what Im feeIing.
You need a rest.
WeII, III go home, take a nap.
No. You need to go somewhere
where you can get a genuine rest.
And youre very Iucky.
The best pIace
for someone Iike you...
...is Iess than
a haIf an hour from here.
You dont mean CIaymoore?
Four days ago...
...you chased a bottIe of aspirin
with a bo
pot and quill.
FENNYMAN
Sign here.
HENSLOWE takes the quill and signs.
FENNYMAN (CONTD)
Romeo and Ethel The Pirates
Daughter몭Almost finished?
HENSLOWE
Without doubt he is completing it at
this very moment.
INT. WILLS ROOM. DAY
A small cramped space in the eaves of a building. A
cluttered shelf containing various objects, wedged
between crumpled pieces of paper. Among those we have
time to
pot of money.
If he likes your stuff, put a stiff price on it.
-Does Jarrod live here?
-Yes, he has a room upstairs.
Youll like him, Sidney.
He speaks your language.
Please come in.
Im happy to see you, Bruce.
I thought you wouldnt come
on such a bad night.
We were delayed.
He had to be at a gallery.
Mr. Sidney Wallace. Professor Jarrod.
-A pleasure.
-For me also, Professor.
That title was bestow