cold at night. Im just gonna bring
everything.
THELMA (V.O.)
Okay. I will, too.
LOUISE
And steal Darryls fishin stuff.
THELMA (V.O.)
I dont know how to fish, Louise.
LOUISE
Neither do I, Thelma, but Darryl
does it, how hard can it be? Ill
see you later. Be ready.
They both hang up.
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EXT. RESTAURANT - DAY
Louise pulls out in a green 66 T-Bird in mint condition.
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INT. THELMAS BEDROOM - CLOSEUP
In a galaxy very, very, very, very, far away, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as . . . Spaceballs.
Chapter Eleven
The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having foolishly spuandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbor, Planet Druidia.
Today is Princess Vespas wedding day. Unbeknownest to the princess, bu
air
Stop right where you are
Dont move a thing
Youd better, telling you, youd better
Tell your mama
Somethings gonna get her
Shed better, everybody better, beware
Here it comes, baby
Tell those bums, baby
Hit the dirt, baby
Red alert, baby
Alley Oop, haul it off the stoop
lm warning you
Look out!
Run away Child,
Youre gonna pay if you fail
Look around, look whos coming down
Down the street for yo
in half. He tosses it to the ground and looks with a
self-congratulatory air at Ursa and Non.
EFECTS: The luminous Spinning Rings (c.f. Part I) descend and encircle the villainous trio,
imprisoning them like a magical lasso in perpetual motion.
Zod and Ursa are instantly subdued, if sullen; Non stares out at his captors making subhuman noises of rags and frustrations - literally a caged beast.
Cold, foreboding music accompanies the camera as it moves
toward a pair of flapping khaki pants and an olive green
workshirt hanging side by side on the line.
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The radio news report grows louder as the clothing snaps
directly into the lens.
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RADIO NEWSCASTER (V.O.)
...The sole survivor of the
massacre has been taken under
heavy sedation to County Hospital
in Linfield for observation.
Shes bee
Air Force Base, where for the first time,
-Cut. Brace? -the shuttle Atlantis will be launched...
-Sweetie, could we lose the gum? -Billy!
Excuse me, Sergeant.
-I love show business.
Yeah, okay. Everybody back to one, please. Here we go.
Same thing. In five, four, three, two-
Were here at Vandenberg Air Force Base.
-Were here at Vandenberg Air Force Base, -Where just minutes from now,
where just m
air.
What is good about waving at people?
- Its gonna make you beloved.
Waving is not what I do best. It
looks fake. - Thats a great wave!
Look! I have to maintain my dignity.
People have to believe what I say.
This is news! This is truth!
...Telemacher with his report.
Hey, its time for the
wac-wac-Wacky Weekend Weather!
Lets look at our weather map.
Theres a low
coming in over Pasedna...
thats
dollars...
Not bad.
FADE IN
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - 1968
INT. SUBURBAN HOME - NIGHT
JANE CRAIG, ten years old, is in her room typing. Above the
desk where she works is a bulletin board with letters and
pictures tacked to each one. Her desk has several file racks
which contain bulging but neat stacks of air mail envelopes --
a roll of stamps in a dispenser is to one side. Jane types
very well in the
air-tight NEOPRENE SUITS,
their faces hidden by skin tight MASKS and bug-like NIGHT
VISION GOGGLES. In the dense silence, respirator valves HISS-
CLICK at the corner of their lips in mechanical rhythm.
The scene has a dream-like, choreographed quality.
NIGHT-VISION POV
Eerie, aquatic green. The horde of insects appear to be some
kind of sea-life, crawling over the floor of a dead ocean.
THE TEAM
air. A graphic
on the screen says "Sam Sweet Trial Update."
RICK
Hows the move going?
3 INT. STEVENS APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS
Steven unpacks as they speak. The phone call intercuts between the two locations.
STEVEN
Horrible. The cable guy is missing in
action. Apparently hes going to be here
sometime between eight AM and my death.
RICK
You havent called Robin have you?
Please tell me you didnt call