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hwp My name is Harris K. Telemacher.
I live in L.A. And Ive
had seven heart attacks, all imagined.
I was deeply unhappy
but I didnt know it,
cause I was happy all the time.
I have a favorite quote about L.A.
By Shakespeare:
"This other Eden...
demi-paradise...
this precious stone...
set in the silver sea of this earth,
this ground... this Los Angeles.
Anyway, this is what happened to me,
and I swear, its all true.
"Watch out L.A., its major gridlock
out there this morning..."
No, no, no...
Its the perfect situation! - I cant
be in a parade. Im in the news.
You wont see Dan Rather in a parade.
- seconds to air.
What is good about waving at people?
- Its gonna make you beloved.
Waving is not what I do best. It
looks fake. - Thats a great wave!
Look! I have to maintain my dignity.
People have to believe what I say.
This is news! This is truth!
...Telemacher with his report.
Hey, its time for the
wac-wac-Wacky Weekend Weather!
Lets look at our weather map.
Theres a low
coming in over Pasedna...
thats Pasadena, here,
no, there...
There were clouds here but the Council
decided against it, so theres no rain
in Beverly Hills.
Well just have some sun, and snow,
and and snow is what well have.
And now the car phone report.
Sunspot activity is at a minimum,
so there will be little interference.
So make that big important call.
You probably wont be disconnected.
And thats my report.
Gail and Bob.
Harris, somebody told me
you have a PhD. In Arts and
Humanities. - I do.
Did you a lotta good.
Harris, whats wacky?
Whats wacky?
Whats wacky about your last forecast?
- To me it was wacky.
No, not wacky.
- Not wacky?
Thats we bought with you. You do
intellectual stuff. - Intellectual?
Maybe intellectual for you.
Because of your education.
This is an intellectual free zone!
- More wacky...
More wacky, let me make a note of
that. What was your name again?
Were late, arent we?
- Its only one.
Thats when we should be there.
I figure if I get here at :
well get there in plenty of time.
But I dont count on
the minutes of "busyness"
that goes on after I get here.
Im doing minute lips.
Besides, they can wait.
You look so ready that I get ready
and I get up and stand by the door,
and I stand there for minutes
until I realize you arent ready.
So, I sit back down.
Then, I think youre ready again.
But I realize you just gave off
an illusion of being ready that I
interpreted as not being an illusion.
Ill be in the car.
Sitting there at that moment,
I thought of Shakespeare again.
He said, "Hey, life is pretty stupid.
Lots of hubbub to keep you busy
but really not ammounting to much."
Of course Im paraphrasing.
"Life is a tale told by an idiot,
full of
sound and fury, signifying nothing."
You look nice.
Like this one better? I could change.
- No, thats all right.
Who are we having lunch with?
Friends and friends of friends.
And some of my gift service clients.
Frank will be there.
- I just saw Frank.
He wanted me to be in a parade.
If it werent impossible for me
to fire people, Id get somebody else.
minutes past one...
Hey, if you sense something
in the air, its not the smog!
Its the first day of spring!
What did he say?
The first day of spring.
Shit!
Open season on the L.A. Freeway.
Look in the glove compartment!
Is it loaded? - It only has
two bullets. - Then load it!
Get over!
- Do bullets go bad?
No, no, its not like milk! Hurry!
Dont point it at me!
- Sorry.
You son of a bitch!
Dont ruin our brunch!
Keep low!
- Ok!
You little cocker!
My hair!
Do you have my blue pants?
- I took them to the cleaners.
Im not kissing anyone hello!
Just shake hands. - Are you
kidding? I just washed my hands!
Cowles, party of ten.
Yes, youre the first ones to arrive.
This way, please.
Hello!
- Hello! - How you doing?
I hurt my back playing tennis.
We saw them together.
- So, I see this film,
and Im gonna give it an .
As Im leaving the parking lot,
I realize the producer
got this great space by the entrance,
and they put me far away in back.
