town
doing things in a big way.
And look at us. Just a couple
of nobodies, nothing.
Is that what you want, Rico?
A party like that for you?
"Caesar Enrico Bandello.
Honored by his friends."
I could do all the things
that fella does and more.
Only I never got my chance.
And whats there to be afraid of?
When I get in a tight spot,
I shoot my way out of it. Why, sure.
Shoot first and argue afterward
commercial.
Thats work at least, right?
l think someone rang before. Did you hear?
- So, how do you all know each other? - We grew up together, Cassie and l.
We were those little girls at school with the plaid skirts.
- And Lee and l met at Northwestern. - He was the star actor, the handsome athlete.
Everybody wanted him. But Laurel got him.
- Melinda? - Hi.
Melinda?
- Hi, Melinda, hi. - My goodn
about you.
But I think if we sleep together tonight,
wed only confuse things.
I think you should see a professional.
Professional? You mean a hooker?
No, a psychiatrist.
I cant afford a psychiatrist.
Then call one of those shrinks on the radio.
Theyre only good for little problems
that fit between commercials.
Good night.
Wait--
My God! Its you!
I wanted to take you,
but they wouldnt let me.
town streets ... Sirens peel ... Memphis turns up the music
... Pins the gas ... The chase is on ...
Memphis maneuvers the Mustang with a dazzling aplomb... Memphis
gutterballing the car, skating the shoulder, the cops in heavy
pursuit ...
And now hes picked up another CRUISER... He passes Atley Jackson,
heading in the opposite direction... Atley has picked-up a pair of
cruisers himself ...
Memph
Norma Rae Script
Thats all youre eatin for lunch - an apple?
Im dietin.
I gotta keep my strength up.
I put these preserves up myself.
Sunday, Roscoe and I put up
over quarts of peaches.
Whatd you do over the weekend, Norma?
I soaked my feet.
I saw you in town Sunday.
Your friend drives a mighty big car.
Well, if youd looked on the motel register,
youd have seen my name there too.
Its none of my b
town in Sports Illustrated.
Listen to this.
"The legendary hockey players of
Mystery, Alaska, were born on skates...
in a world perpetually covered
with ice and snow.
Isolated by rugged mountains
and vast glaciers,
they hone their skills
by playing each other,
Saturday after Saturday,
for as long as anyone can remember.
The citizens attend with
religious devotion in sub-zero weather.
A committee
The Mission Script
Your Holiness, the little matter
that brought me here is now settled.
The Indians are once more free to be enslaved
by the Spanish and Portuguese settlers.
I dont think thats hitting
the right note. Begin again.
Your Holiness, I write to you
in this year of our Lord ...
...from the southern continent of the
Americas, from the town of Asunci...
...two weeks march from
the great
commercial
or find somebody else.
What up, Carmine?
I aint seen you in a long time.
Fucking cut!
When am I gonna get my money?
What money?
Wait a minute.
Youre talking about
the money I owe you.
Im gonna pay you.
You know Ill pay you.
And I got your phone calls.
When you call--
Somebody stole my phone.
Can you believe that shit?
I dont like brothers,
and I dont like welchers.
Killing you would be
South Park:
Bigger, Longer and Uncut
By
Trey Parker
Matt Stone
&
Pam Brady
FADE IN:
Very happy, Disneyesque MUSIC swirls in.
PAN DOWN from a pretty blue sky, to a small quaint town
nestled in the hills. A wooden sign tells us this is South
Park.
EXT. SOUTH PARK AVENUE - DAY
Birds fly into the air, TOWNSPEOPLE smile to each other as
they walk by.
It is a scene reminiscent of, if not directly rippe
town.
Born and raised right here, hes as typical
a New Yorker as anyone youll ever meet.
At least, he was.
If you wanna know the real story, I guess
Im your boy. My names Cole. Bill Cole.
Im Jims lawyer and "best friend."
Jims one of those bright young fellas
you see around.
College graduate, ad business, lovely wife,
two fine kids, makes about a year.
Jim and Muriel Blandings are just like
thous