loveyourway!
- Oh!
- Yo, monkey
-Monkeybone
-[Miss Hudlapp]Ooh!
-Monkeybone
Moo-coo! Moo-coo!
Moo-coo! Moo-coo!
How bout it, Doc--
can you help me?
All in good time, my boy.
All in good time.
[ Laughs Hysterically]
Oh, what a loser!
Oh, roll out the wackywagons!
[Applauding]
Well, thats our pilot.
And the good news is...
the Comedy Channel has picked us up
with an order for six episodes.
AndnowId
requesting special delivery to you.
- lts initialled with an S.
- Scaramangas fingerprints were on it.
Theyve been verified by the ClA.
- Why would he alert me?
- Psychological.
He counts on his reputation
to terrify his intended victim.
Thank you, gentlemen.
lm relieving you
of your present assignment, .
- Er, sir?
- Yes?
The energy crisis is still with us.
l submit that finding Gibson and his s
love your sister? You make any
noise, know what happens?
And off that horrible voice, we
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CUT TO:
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INT. GEORGIA PINES NURSING HOME - MORNING(PRESENT DAY)
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A CLOCK RADIO spews the morning weather report, abruptly
pulling us into the present with a prediction of rain. PAUL
EDGECOMB, late 70s/early 80s, wakes to another day...
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INT. PAULS ROOM - MORNING
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Paul stands at his bathroom mirror,
loves me.
THE BODY suddenly twitches -- this guy is not quite dead.
The Killer raises his silenced pistol.
KILLER
(to his victim)
But I dont think hes too fond of you...
SLAM CUT TO:
EXT. A BACK STREET - PARIS - NIGHT
A PHONE RINGS, replacing the sound of the silenced gun shot
we expected to hear.
Rain-slicked cobblestones gleam in a twinkling of
streetlight.
EXT. A PHONE BOOTH AT THE END OF THE
loved best.
"For I am the pirate king
"And it is, it is
A glorious thing to be a pirate king
"For I am the pirate king
"And it is, it is
A glorious thing to be a pirate king"
- Are you all right?
- As well as can be expected.
If you want to cry, go ahead.
I just hate this fucking tune.
"Ill be glad when youre gone
You rascal, you
"Ill be glad when youre gone
You rascal, you
"When youre dead in yo
love art,
obviousIy, and paint and....
Thats too brown. Im sorry.
Do you mind if I--?
-hey, its your paint.
-Okay. Thank you.
May I show you something specific?
Well, I was looking
for something for my wife.
What is it, a speciaI occasion?
Its our second third anniversary.
Excuse me. hello, Mrs. Diaz,
we were just talking about you.
-Howd it go at the bank?
-It was easy.
I mean great.
No, you mea
love United States.
I go to White House.
Only United States canjust anybody go...
to the house ofthe president to visit.
So when I see this...
these killing things...
I call police.
They say they call Secret Service.
But two days, you dont come.
The president gets approximately , threats a year, maam.
We have to check them all.
You say this fellows name is McCauley?
No,Joseph McCrawley from Denve
lovely as a rose.
Just feastyour eyes
upon my face.
Observe my shapely nose.
Beholdmyheavenly,
silkylocks.
And If I take off
both my socks,
youll see my dainty toes.
[ Giggles ]
But dont forget,
my dearest Sponge,
how much
your tummy shows!
- [ Snickering ]
- [ Flustered Gasping ]
You lazybug!
Who toldyou to stop working?
I finished the wood.
A travel book?.
How dare you even dream ofleaving?.
Th
love about this little filly?
Not really.
The way she screams for me to call her "puddle britches" while were in bed.
Thats not- Thats not true.
Come on, its cute. Youre cute.
So cute, I could just chew you right up.
Please. I just had cocktail weenies.
Before you chew me up, I have to use the ladies room.
So, Tina, can I come back to your place?
How drunk do you think I am?
Guess not.
He
loved her,
and she believed you!
Youre a liar!
Hurry, grow up, boy.
Ill wait for you. Cherry boy.
You want to go to school?
Ill teach you nice.
Chicken feet, monkey meat.
Come on, you buy.
You buy. Monkey meat. You buy.
Hey, sailor. What ship are you from?
Hey! What are you doing?
Big spender, give us some money.
- I dont have any.
- Get it out!
No!
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone.
Holy shit.
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