분야
hwp Im leavin
On a jet plane
Dont know when Ill be back again
Oh, babe I hate to go
A crossing guard?
A crossing guard?
How did you find out about her?
I almost trusted you.
Just a sec.
Youre not gonna believe this, but l didnt mean to kill Dick.
I just wanted to scare him a little.
I didnt even know the gun was loaded.
Sweetie, is that water hot enough for you?
Oh, its fine. Thank you.
Stupid.
How many times have I told her a guns only effective if loaded?
-See you later, sweetie. -Okey-dokey.
In ever kept bullets in the gun. Honest.
Oh, no.
I cant believe l accidentally killed Dick.
Sure we had our problems, but, come on, what couple doesnt?
Dick was basically a pretty nice guy...
sometimes.
You wanna know another thing I love about this little filly?
Not really.
The way she screams for me to call her "puddle britches" while were in bed.
Thats not- Thats not true.
Come on, its cute. Youre cute.
So cute, I could just chew you right up.
Please. I just had cocktail weenies.
Before you chew me up, I have to use the ladies room.
So, Tina, can I come back to your place?
How drunk do you think I am?
Guess not.
Hello?
Dick? Hello.
What am I gonna do with you?
Sorry. Im so sorry.
Sorry.
Hello, ?
I just shot my boyfriend, but it was an accident.
I really dont think that jail time is a good idea.
Thats not right.
Hello, is this ?
Oh, hi.
Hey, listen, a stranger just broke into my house...
and got my purse and took my gun out of my purse...
and shot my boyfriend and hid him in the basement.
Thats not gonna work.
-Hello. -Mom, I have to talk to you.
Well, I have to talk to you too.
What I have to tell you is very important.
Well, Colleen, mine is important too.
-Is that Colleen? -Of course its Colleen.
I just said, "Well, Colleen. "
Tell her to watch out for dust mites.
I have to tell you something...
very important about Dick.
Listen, sweetie. I just sent you some clippings from magazines.
You know, different hairstyles.
Some of them would look just darling on you.
Oh, and some, you know, diets too.
Tell her about the dust mites.
Sweetie, have you heard from Peter recently?
No, Mother, I havent heard from Peter...
because he married my former best friend, Pamela Grinder.
Remember?
Well, maybe if you wore your hair differently...
All right, well, thanks for the advice.
Bye.
I think shes mad.
This day was really goin down the tubes.
I tall started with a visit to my local alcoholic psychic, Madame Hugonaut.
-You have to believe. -Oh, I believe.
I see a man, a husband.
-A boyfriend? -Yes, thats it.
And, well, hes going on a trip. A very long trip.
-No. -Yes.
Hes very secretive. He does not tell you everything.
Well, hes going to Rome.
I think youre mistaken. Dick hates pasta.
Mistaken?
Madame Hugonaut is never mistaken.
-And your husband- -Boyfriend.
Whatever he is, hes not going alone.
Hes taking a young woman.
A crossing guard.
A crossing guard? No.
-I seriously doubt that Dick would- -Yes, a crossing guard.
I call them "The Sirens of the School System"...
with their long legs and their bright blue eyes...
and the way they wave those stop signs around.
"Oh, stop. Stop. Stop!"
Madame Hugonaut?
A few days ago...
he got into...
a mishap with a car.
Yes!
Yes. A fender bender in the parking lot.
Do you see the other man?
The handsome man in the black car?
Idiot! Ill handle this.
What in the hell were you doin?
Obeying the law. What were you doing?
I was backin out. You were driving like a maniac.
Wow! Cool car.
-Colleen, mind your own business. -You were the one driving like a maniac.
Yeah? Why dont we get the cops here and see?
Theres no need to get the cops here. Its a little fender bender.
Oh, no, look.
See, your light thingy is all crushed.
Do you understand that "mind your own business" means "shut up"?
Why dont we leave her out of it?
Shes innocent. Shes cute too.
Stop trying to change the subject.
Theres no subject, buddy. Im getting in my car, and Im leaving.
It was nice meeting you.
Hope I run into you again soon.
I see your husband and the crossing guard...
having an affair.
Theyre running off to Rome together. Capisce?
If you went home this second, you would see her standing at the doorway...
with the bags all packed waiting to leave you.
Mark my words. Go. Go.
That so-and-so was taking my clothes.
I suppose his crossing guard was my size too.
I could kill him again.
Hello?
I know who this is.
You very mean lady! Youre never going to speak to my boyfriend again!
-Whos that youre ringin up, Daniel? -This woman I met yesterday.
Hope to run into you again.
-Danny. -Hey, Sis.
Ive got something to tell you.
-Jared, hes- -Danny!
Why dont you join me in the yard?
