Johnson Family Vacation Script
Were here.
Were here.
We are here.
I cant believe we at Three-Tizzle.
The hottest shop in La Lizzle.
English, son.
Remember, were in America.
- Son, your Uncle Mack is gonna trip.
- Phew! Oh!
Man, when I first left Caruthersville...
- all I had was a $ Grimley and a Jheri curl.
- Oh!
- Look at me now. Pushin a fully loaded...
- Oh!
Brand-new Lincoln Navigator.
Come
load.
Whooee!
Lets go, James!
James! Your hat.
Thank you.
Youre facin felony counts, Sanchez.
Why, thats... years.
Even one of your famous million-dollar
bribes cant get you out of this one.
Two.
What?
Two million. US.
A standing offer
for anyone who springs me.
Goddamn it. You think
youre in some banana republic?
All that scumbag money
wont do you a bit of good here.
Very good. But I think
Im go
load EQUIPMENT into the other choppers.
Inside the chopper, one man remains, stretched out against *
the bulkhead, as if asleep. He stirs, sits up, lighting *
up a CIGAR. With fatigue showing in his motion, he leans *
forward, descending to the ground. *
A JEEP pulls to stop, the man swinging casually into the *
front seat, tossing his GEAR into the rear. With a *
lurch the jeep heads out towards
loading and firing a
cannon.
NARRATOR
The practical professional training
that Napoleon would receive for the
next three years would give him a
working knowledge of all arms, and
expose him to the advanced military
ideas of du Teil, Bourcet and
Guibert.
EXT. DRILL FIELD - DAY
A calm, winter day, snow on the ground. Napoleon and
group go through the ordered drill of loading and firing a
musket. Th
loading and unloading of passengers only.
Smog.
Smells like home, huh, Mr. Miyagi?
Daniel-san,
why mother not here to meet you?
You tell her right flight number?
I told her the right flight.
I just told her the wrong day.
I told her we were coming in tomorrow.
She loves surprises.
Hope so.
We take taxi apartment house.
Then Miyagi go back to work.
Los Angeles. Crank it up!
What are you doing in m
loading them into the gun, one by one, methodical and grim.
Six in the chamber. His gaze goes back to the bungalow.
He shuts off the radio. Abrupt silence, except for the distant
lovers moans. He takes another shot of bourbon courage, then
opens the door and steps from the car.
4 EXT -- PLYMOUTH -- NIGHT (1946) 4
His wingtip shoes crunch on gravel. Loose bullets scatter to
the ground. The b
load EQUIPMENT into the other choppers.
Inside the chopper, one man remains, stretched out against *
the bulkhead, as if asleep. He stirs, sits up, lighting *
up a CIGAR. With fatigue showing in his motion, he leans *
forward, descending to the ground. *
A JEEP pulls to stop, the man swinging casually into the *
front seat, tossing his GEAR into the rear. With a *
lurch the jeep heads out towards
loaded.
Id already worked on the beautiful dumb one. He helped out.
I laid it on kind of thick about Mom drinking...
and how tough it was on me watching my step dad die...
which is, like, so opposite.
And how it would give Mom and me a chance to grieve in our own ways...
if there was a little distance between us, just for the summer.
Plus, Id clean for them, or tell the maid places she missed.
Bi
limits to women. And
thats simply gotta change.
PRESS #1
What about those who say women
arent suited for all jobs? That
theyre physically weaker... they
have less stamina...
DEHAVEN
Sure. And were gonna hog the
bathroom, too.
DEHAVENS AIDE catches up, pulls her aside.
DEHAVENS AIDE
White House boys want a private
meeting.
DEHAVEN
Ill act surprised.
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INT. DEHAVENS OFFICE - CAPITOL BLDG. - DAY
Sh
220 meters over mean surface...
largely cinder and gypsum with some
evaporite deposits....
JETTISON DOORS CLOSE behind Owens, segregating him from the
passenger compartment. It scares him for a new reason.
OWENS
Fry? Whatre you doing?
INT. FLIGHT DECK - DAY
Fry flips up a new security-latch. INTERCUTTING:
OWENS
Fry?
FRY
Cant get my nose down...too much load
back there....
OWENS
You mean that "l