State!
Strap yourself in so your mind wont blow!
Sit back, relax and enjoy the show!
Whats wrong with you people? Stop it!
Yeah! Stingers!
This is terrible. What do you mean "terrible"?
- Theyre perfect. - I know. Thats whats terrible.
They are perfect.
Speaking of perfect. You ever checked out your own ass?
Whoa! Gross!
Just pay him no mind. No. No. I think we should pay him mind.
I mean, this..
State this year,
John Tucker here,
also known as Tuck...
- T-Man, T-Dog...
- T-Dog!
...some people
call me T-Money...
but Im best known
as El Capitan,
Ho-ho, Heather!
Whoo-hoo!
Shake it, baby!
Short skirts equals talent, Yay,
Heathers hot!
Go, Kodiaks!
Go Kodiaks!
Hey, Table six,
I remember the first time...
I spoke toJohn Tucker,
Its not like he blew me away
or anything,
I mean,
I was totally in
States, united Europe, united China.
Theres no difference.
Our blood is percent Coca-Cola.
Opening Chinas doors to the West
is a little more complicated than that.
Oh alex, you know well try to contribute
what we can to make it easier.
And you, sir, who might you be?
Me? Im Eddie Murphy.
Would you hold this, please?
He hit me!
Okay, go to Phase .
Right. Yeah, I got it.
I know whats coming.
Im com
Overboard Script
Dock five, the Immaculata?
Its over there!
Oh!
I cannot, I repeat, cannot
sit in this cesspool by the sea
with nothing to do.
So, while you repair your silly boat
engines, I will do some remodelling.
- Ive sent for a carpenter.
- Whatever, diddums. Im shooting skeet.
Hello!
Mr Stayton? Anybody home?
- Hello!
- State your purpose!
- Nice-looking Wetherby you got.
- Its a very expe
my temperature
with a fire-engine red crayon.
From then on,
whenever Id hear a siren...
Id giggle.
I never had a boyfriend.
I dont know what Id do
with one if I did.
Guys like calvin klein
g-string ad girls.
I wear boxers.
I once had an orgasm, though.
With myself.
I think.
Im gonna go to hell anyway.
J! Yo, j!
Eulogy number .
She was loved by no one.
She chose indifference
as her state of mind.
States.
Then, a week later, she said I should probably skip second grade...
...maybe even skip elementary school altogether.
All I want is someone to eat lunch with.
Fred Tate?
Fred Tate!
All right. Lets all be good citizens...
...and be very, very quiet for Fred.
Oh, a visitor.
How lovely to see you, Miss Tate.
Fred and I are just getting ready to do a little duet.
The kids got an appointment.
T
defendant George Viznik...
for the last two years
in the same room?
Right.
How would you describe him?
Quiet. Real quiet.
And on the day of the murders,
his state of mind?
He seemed on edge. A little.
On the day of the murders,
what did the defendant request?
He asked to go home early.
He said he was bothered...
by all the people
who kept telling him what to do.
He said he was bothered...
States of America,
Randy Daytona!
Here he is,
entering to his unofficial
theme song, Rock of Ages,
by the super group
Def Leppard.
I love you, Randy!
Hey, big guy,
I just want to make sure
youre ready.
Have you seen my dad?
No.
Where were you?
You think Id miss this?
You didnt put money on this,
did you?
Dad, you promised.
Try not to think about it,
okay?
Now, presenting East Germany,
Karl Wolfsc
States.
NARRATOR 4: To accommodate
the workforce
the first Western housing
compounds are created.
NEWSCASTER 1: The strict Islamic laws
enforced outside of these walls
do not apply inside.
NEWSCASTER 2: West and East
came together in Egypt
when President Roosevelt
and Ibn Saud, King of Arabia...
JAMES BAKER: They want America
present there in the kingdom
because we are their security.
NARRATOR 5:
Broadcast News
by
James L. Brooks.
FADE IN
EXT. CITY STREET - DAY
A restaurant supply truck is curbside, near a small
restaurant. GERALD GRUNICK, forty-one, is closing the back
door of his truck, feeling good about the world, a common
state for him. He moves towards the cab of the truck and gets
inside as we SUPER:
KANSAS CITY, MO. - 1963
INT. TRUCK - DAY
As he sits down beaming over his recen