sporting?
- Dad, dont freak out. - When do I ever freak out, Madeline?
- Its just that there are a thousand other sports...
That dont involve falling a hundred feet to your death.
Dad, you said standing on top of Mount Everest was the best day of your life.
No, I said it was one of the best days of my life.
Look.
See, I even wore the hat you gave me.
I just dont understand what the problem is wit
sports jacket and tieless shirt; the background is stark.
ALVY
Theres an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of em says: "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such... small portions." Well, thats essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and its all ove
sport coat and slacks,
buttoned up white shirt. He picks up a music case. A woman
comes into the room. This is Freds wife, RENEE, 30 years
old, dark hair, dressed smartly, a drink in her hand.
RENEE
You dont mind that Im not coming
tonight?
FRED
What are you going to do?
RENEE
I thought Id stay home and read.
Fred looks her over, shes sexy without trying.
FRED
Read?... Read what, Renee?
Renee sit
Sports lllustrated
that you have been
shamelessly flirting with
on the phone for... whoo,
a month now?
He made a little delivery
this morning.
Ah, ha, ha, let me see.
Oh, no.
Hey!
Tomorrow night.
What happens tomorrow night?
Only the most exhilarating
and artistic display
of athletic competition
known to mankind.
The lce Capades are in town?
No, the NBA Finals
are in town,
and l got tickets!
Come
emotion but
we can read their despair.
TONY
Another dead place. I tol you. Lets
get out to the islands.
MIGUEL
The radio signals were coming from this
area.
TONY
Not from the city. In every city its
the same. Dead. Lets get out to the
barrier islands. If there are survivors
sending those signals thats where
well find them.
MIGUEL
Plenty of time for the islands. The
rest of our...life...on the is
sports counselor.
- We have a sports counselor? - Of course we do.
You gonna play some softball this summer?
No.
Michael!
- How you doin, babe? - Why werent you on the bus?
My sister drove me here. lm staying with her.
My God, your face.
He tried to go to his junior prom in fishnets and heels.
My junior prom,
l stayed home with a roll of cookie dough and TV Land.
l watched my junior prom
from out
EMOTE
UNITS sitting on the seat next to him.
EXT. SANTA MONICA FREEWAY - DAY
Traffic is moving at about 35 MPH. The Mercedes merges onto
the freeway, heading west. Javals van follows.
The thumping of a RAP SONG rattles the other drivers fillings
as a LOWRIDER with its stereo turned up to "11" cruises by.
INT. MERCEDES - (MOVING SHOT) - DAY
Even 500 watts of bass cannot penetrate the armored silen
sports.
모
ANDY
But Ive got a sports show.
Championship wrestling, at five.
모
STANLEY
(he blows his top)
You know thats not what I meant!
Look, Im gonna put my foot down!
No more playing alone. You wanna
perform, you GOTTA have an audience!
모
ANDY
(he points at the
wall)
B-but I have them.
모
STANLEY
No! That is NOT an audience! That
is PLASTER! An audience is people
made of flesh! They --
emotional risk.
His Highness has been a widower for five years.
For five years?
Please, Your Highness.
Fanny...
...the freedom fighters thank you.
This is for the overhead.
This goes to you, Arthur.
This goes to you, Andre.
This goes to me.
Its time to go to Zurich.
Excuse me.
-May I sit here, please? -If you like.
Thank you.
Good evening, sir.
Would you like to see the menu?
Im starving. Really
emotional confrontations about it.
Im out of ideas, and I want to make a change.
When I get home tonight, we can discuss...
the practical issues of how to separate.
Please don t call me. Im sorry.
"Fifth robbery in two weeks at a pornographic bookstore,"
CARL: Oh.
LEE: They say its a woman.
Jesus,
Did you have bad dreams last night?
LEE: No.
Well, I did,
Well, I had a weird dream,
I dreamt that m