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hwpOh, no.
- Hi, Mom. - Hello, Madeline. What are you doing?
Uh, homework.
Over spring break?
Youre not climbing, are you?
Cause you know I dont want you to be climbing.
No, Mom.
Im not climbing.
Mrs. Phillips, theyve been waiting for you.
Im sorry. Just one second.
Sweetie, Im gonna be late, so Im gonna need you to...
Pick up Max from day care. Surprise.
Yeah. Its not gonna be forever, sweetheart.
Its just until I finish this project.
- All right. Ill be right down. - Down?
Over. You know what I mean.
Okay. Ill see you a little later. I love you.
Good afternoon, Mrs. Phillips. Nice of you tojoin us.
Are you aware that your security companys deadline for getting my bank online...
was hours ago?
Uh, Mr. Brisbane...
I did inform you that, due to the age of the building...
The primary shareholders will be here for the opening of the bank...
next Friday night.
As I have said, the system will not have been tested,
and I cannot, in good conscience...
That party will take place, Mrs. Phillips, with or without your consent.
This is one of the most complex installs...
Hartmann, dont tell me how to run my bank. All right?
You work for me. Remember?
Now, when I turn around...
both of you will be gone.
And the race is underway.!
Lap masters, secure the roadway.
Number ...
Number Bad Chad, is into the pits...
as we go into turn number one.
Hey, retard, Im losing the race...
cause you dont know what youre doing!
I cant believe Mom made me hire you as my lead mechanic.
- Damn.! - Done!
Youd better pray this works.
Number Bad Chad, is finally out of the pits.
Come on, man. Come on. Come on.
Chris the Clutch pulling tight, giving Bad Chad reason to worry.
Looks like that front end may have gone out.!
Number Bad Chad, is out of the race.
Good job, dorkus!
Dumb, stupid...
Gus!
Hes got his own problems.
His crews are out there cleaning up. We got ourselves a yellow flag.
There she is. My leading lady, my star.
Sound, speed and... action!
Maddy!
Maddy.!
Whoa!
Hey! Fart knocker!
Im gonna kill you!
Stop it!
Cut it out! Cut it out! Aah!
Not so tight! Let go!
- Hi. - Oh, come on!
Why dont you pick on someone your own size?
Ah, climber girl.
Go contaminate someone else.
Oh, look.! Here come Captain Cool.!
Loser number three.
Look, Im having a barbecue at my house, if you guys wanna come over.
- Definitely. - Definitely.
Hey, I dont know if you heard...
but Bad Chad picked up a shift at your mamas bank.
Ill be working with Lieutenant Ferrell in security.
One step closer to being a cop.
Dont worry. Ferrell wont let Bad Chad carry a weapon. Hes an intern!
Trainee, butt munch!
Sorry. Hes training to be a butt munch. Doing a good job, too!
- Im gonna brain you.! Get over here.! - Im gonna tell Mom.!
You are so dead.!
When I catch you, Im gonna give you a purple nurple...
So immature!
Isnt he?
Okay, folks, race number three will start in five minutes.
So lets get ready to...
step on the gas and lets kick some... butt!
Its race time!
"Butt"?
"Butt" what?
- Hi, Dad. - Hey, kiddo. Whats up?
Mom needs me to pick up Max from day care again.
It wont be forever, sweetie.
All right, now you sound like Mom.
Thats so terrible?
You okay?
Is this a new style that the kids are sporting?
- Dad, dont freak out. - When do I ever freak out, Madeline?
- Its just that there are a thousand other sports...
That dont involve falling a hundred feet to your death.
Dad, you said standing on top of Mount Everest was the best day of your life.
No, I said it was one of the best days of my life.
Look.
See, I even wore the hat you gave me.
I just dont understand what the problem is with me trying to be like you.
Do we have to discuss this every day?
Just till I turn .
Okay, race fans, here we are.
The last race of the day!
Drivers, get in position.
- Hey, Mr. P, can I ask you a very serious question?
Only if you want a very serious answer.
Do ladies like guys who build stuff with their hands?
Or do they go for the nerds who play computer games and stuff?
Yo, what he means is...
do women prefer a low-I.Q. ber-male...
who only knows stuff about spark plugs...
or do they prefer a true artist...
who has both sensitivity and a brain?
Thats a very difficult question, boys...
but Im afraid Im not the one to ask.
- Hey, Madeline Rose... - No, no, no, no, no!
Dad, dont call me that.
What are you doing?
- Nothing. - Nothing. Nothing.
Ow, ow, ow! Ow!
Aah! Aah! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Its an old climbers trick.
Dude, youre gonna have a scar. Why do you get all the cool stuff?
Its true. Women love scars. This drives Maddys mom crazy. Check it out.
- Whoa! - Thats gross!
- You can touch it if you want. - Is that from when you fell?
Yep. Hundred-foot free-fall.
Okay, okay. Okay. Stop touching.
Bad touch. Okay.
Hey, stranger.
Not you too.
- Now, this... is a nutritious dinner. - Please.
Dont give me a hard time.
We just miss you.
Especially Maddy.
And I dont wanna have to set my alarm for the middle of the night...
just so I can have a date with my wife.
Would you
