neck,
though I do like a little splash on Big Ben.
You never know where the day may take you.
Almost forgot.
New word for the day.
Ostentatious: The attempt to attract attention to oneself.
Who? Me?
Oh, blimey. Im so rude. I havent introduced myself.
- Im... - Alfie?
There you go. Alfie.
Are you the little elf that left these mocha bonbons on my doorstep?
No, no, no. You must have a secret admire
patient one.
JAFAR: You have it, then?
GAZEEM:I had to slit a few throats to get it. (Pulls out
half of the medallion. JAFAR reaches out for it,
but GAZEEM yanks it back.) Ah, ah, ahhh! The treasure!
(IAGO squawks as he flies by and grabs the medallion.) Ouch!
JAFAR: Trust me, my pungent friend. Youll get whats
coming to you.
IAGO: Whats coming to you! Awk!
(JAFAR pulls out the second half of the
neck is gone.
- Am I getting that?
- Oh, no.
Dont forget Dr Yang.
His herbs are marvellous.
Theyre not chemicals. Theyre all natural.
Helen Dukes had vaginal tumours.
Every Western doctor wanted to operate.
She went on Dr Yangs herbs. They went
into remission. Its been three years.
- Gosh!
- Dont you have to be someplace, Alice?
- I think, yes?
- I do. I have to run.
Yeah.
("I Dream Too Much"
by
neck and throws it down in the gutter. He
starts across the street, now peeling off his suitcoat and
dropping that, too, right there on the asphalt as we then...
WHIP PAN OVER TO REVEAL: A BANK ACROSS THE STREET
As Foley goes inside, we then...
CUT TO: A PRINTED BROCHURE THAT READS...
LOOKING FOR MONEY?
YOUVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
We then PULL BACK TO REVEAL that were now...
INSIDE THE BANK
as
necks, as if returning from par-
ties. Now they are glancing up at the facade of the old house. The window above
the street is open and Old Salieri stands there calling to the sky: a sharp-featured,
white-haired Italian over seventy years old, wearing a stained dressing gown.
OLD SALIERI
Mozart! Mozart! I cannot bear it any longer! I confess! I confess
what I did! Im guilty! I killed you! Sir I c
12 and holding
by
Anthony S. Cipriano
FADE IN:
EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD STREET - MORNING
TWIN BOYS, RUDY AND JACOB CARGES (12), ride their bikes
through a suburban neighborhood.
Rudy, the more athletic of the two, rides at a breakneck
pace. Jacob rides slowly due to a HOCKEY MASK that he wears
over his face. It??s making it difficult for him to see. The
boys turn down a DIRT PATH and ride deep into some
PATIENT
THAT HE HAS PERSONALLY
INJURED.
IT WOULD MAKE HIM
TOO EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED.
DONT YOU THINK
IM AWARE OF THAT?
BUT THERES ONLY ONE
OTHER PERSON ID TRUST
TO PERFORM THIS
OPERATION--BECKERMANN.
DR. BECKERMANN WAS MURDERED
IN EUROPE. YOU KNOW THAT.
EXACTLY!
NOT ONLY IS HE DEAD,
HES MILES AWAY.
WHAT IS THAT?
[WHISPERING]
Its a vagina.
I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
I MEAN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SHAVING HER.
T
Mutiny On The Bounty Script
Eight oclock.
Alls well. Misty weather.
-Here ye are, me lad.
-Thank ye.
A press gang. A press gang!
-The press gang!
-Lets get out of here!
ln the kings name!
Well, we got all the fish
we need in one net.
-Line them up, boatswain.
-Aye, aye. Line up, lads!
Lads, bow your necks and weep.
Youre in the kings navy.
lm no seaman, sir. lm a tailor.
Whats that, your needlewo
patient" to
convulse and writhe, screaming.
CLOSEUP - METALLIC SHAFT
as it begins to reconfigure, taking the shape of an arm. We see
the same happen to other parts of his "body" -- hands, legs,
facial features.
EXT. SPACE
The craft the Skull Ship holds then goes dark, the energy being
sucked from it having run dry.
INT. SKULL SHIP - OPERATING THEATRE
The "patient" stops convulsing, as the cable a
patients to attend to.
Ive got three hysterical chefs,
one of whom loves truffles,
the other one hates truffles,
and the third one doesnt
even know what truffles are.
- I hate parties.
- But, Daddy, calm down.
Youre gonna love it.
I swear.
Isnt it enough to be on the Earth for
years without having to be reminded of it?
No.
Will you relax?
I know its a big deal day.
- Howd you know that?
- Drew t