Dogma
Screenplay by Kevin Smith
Produced by Scott Mosier
Directed by Kevin Smith
Cast List:
Linda Fiorentino Bethany
Jason Mewes Jay
Kevin Smith Silent Bob
Matt Damon Loki
Ben Afflek Bartleby
Chris Rock Rufus
Salma Hayek Serendipity
Alan Rickman Metatron
Emma Thompson God
Dwight Ewell Gang Leader
Ethan Suplee NoMan the Golgothan
EXT. ASBURY PARK BOARDWALK - DAY
Jersey spring day. Beyond the wood
An Evening With Kevin Smith Script
Kevin Smith directed and acted
in his New Jersey Chronicles:
Clerks, Mallrats,
Chasing Amy, Dogma...
...and the final chapter,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Smith presents his own lens through
which we may view the world.
And although its not
always rose-colored...
...we learn a new way
to examine spirituality...
...sexuality and human relationships.
Give it u
Duplex Script
NARRATOR: So, youre
finally settling down.
Youve saved up
a little nest egg
and are ready to dive into
the real estate market.
Lets do a little
shopping around.
The American dream home.
Two bedrooms, two bathrooms,
one doghouse, one garage,
two garbage cans.
Its cozy, safe,
and just barely within
your overstretched budget.
Not for you?
For the same price,
you can buy acres
of prime
MR. BEAN
By
Richard Curtis
And
Robin Driscoll
INT. NATIONAL GALLERY. BOARDROOM - DAY
A very grand room, with lots of wood and some very famous portraits round the walls.
A group of grave gentlemen and gentlewomen. They are the trustees of the National Gallery. LORD WALTON, a very grand man, sits at the table head. To his right sits his assistant, GARETH. All are deep in thought. LORD WALTON fidge
Annie Hall
Screenplay by Oliver Parker
Produced by Woody Allen
Marshall Brickman
Directed by Woody Allen
Cast List:
Woody Allen Alvy Singer
Diane Keaton Annie Hall
Tony Roberts Rob
Carol Kane Allison
Paul Simon Tony Lacey
Colleen Dewhurst Mom Hall
Janet Margolin Robin
Shelley Duvall Pam
Sound and Woody Allen monologue begin.
FADE IN:
White credits dissolve in and out on black screen. No sound.
F
The Good Thief Script
Whats up
- I come to sit in.
You gonna help me
with my losing streak?
- Its not possible, Bob.
- Maybe not, but you could
give me the illusion.
The illusion.
Ive got plenty of that.
So how much does
illusion cost?
- The usual.
- Got a prime here, Said. Should I stick with it?
- Whats a prime?
- Special number. Divisible by itself and one.
- Youre a mathematician, Bob?
- Yeah
Ballet Shoes Script
999, indeed.
I havent heard of such
a number for a house.
Yes?
Forgive my boldness, sir,
but wooden leg or no wooden leg,
you are this childs
last surviving relative.
Her father named you
as guardian in his will.
Yeah. I dont dispute that.
I merely point out
that this house is a shrine
to paleontology.
Theres no corner in it for
a small girl... or her nurse.
We require two roo
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Hello Dolly! Script
Call on Dolly
If your neighbour needs a new romance
Just name the kind of man your sister
wants, and shell snatch him up
Dont forget to bring your maiden aunts
and shell match em up
Call on
"Mrs Dolly Levi."
Shes the one the spinsters recommend
She even found a lovely bride
for poor cousin Isadore
"Social introductions arranged
Harold And Maude Script
I suppose you think
thats very funny, Harold.
- Hello? F胸?
- Yeah.
Darling, be a dear and cancel my
appointment with Ren this afternoon.
I know hell be furious
but Ive had such a fright today
and with guests coming
this evening... Oh, would you?
Tell him I promise to be in
on Tuesday.
Thank you, F胸,
youre a darling. Yes.
Bye. Bye.
Dinner at eight, Harold.
And do try an
Husbands And Wives Script
Einstein was then celebrating...
... the 70th birthday anniversary...
...and there was a colloquium given for him.
And he said.:
"God doesnt play dice with the universe. "
No, he just plays hide-and-seek.
Learn to write screenplays, television scripts, plays--
Jesus, theyre so full of it.
You cant teach writing. You expose students...
...to good work and hope it inspires