the food? Im the one
whos supposed to be neighbourly.
You stay here and my wife
will keep you company.
Forget it. If you insist on paying for
dinner, the least I can do is go get it.
What I dont understand
is where youre going.
Theres no place decent around here.
If you must know, its a new place,
opened up on the other side of town.
Near the train station.
Across from the warehouse.
Italian.
mentality that allows
the cancer-producing industry to thrive.
Of course were all gonna die someday !
Do we have to pay for it ?
Do we have to actually throw hard-earned
dollars down on the counter...
and say, ""Please,
Mr. Merchant of Death, sir, please,
""sell me something that will
stink up my breath and clothes,
- and fry my lungs !""
- [ Dante ] Now, wait a second.
Here comes the speech abou
mentally defective
or have you ever been committed
to a mental institution?"
Ive never been committed
to a mental institution.
What does that mean,
"Have I ever been adjudicated
mentally defective"?
It would be something
involved with a crime.
So if Im just normally mentally
defective but not criminal...
Yeah, exactly.
- There you go, Mike.
- Okay. Thank you very much. Wow.
- I had one personally
mental observation.
I think we picked ourselves
a queer bird, angel. Anything else?
Yeah. Get this, Sam.
Twain has one interesting physical
characteristic. He has no pinkies.
No pinkies?
Twains only got eight fingers?
No, no. Hes got .
He just doesnt have any pinkies.
-You did your homework good.
-Thanks.
-Whered you dig that up?
-I wrote Twain and asked.
Good thinking.
-Whats the matter?
-Wouldn
The Mean Season Script
[Car radio]
WELL, FOLKS,
THE STORM THATS BEEN
BATTERING PUERTO RICO
IS HEADING FOR MIAMI.
ITS PACKING WINDS
OF MILES AN HOUR,
SO BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES,
SOUTH FLORIDA.
LOOKS LIKE THE MEAN SEASON
IS FINALLY HERE.
COACH DON SHULA WELCOMED
A NEW CROP OF ROOKIES
TO THE MIAMI DOLPHINS
FIRST TRAINING CAMP SESSION
OF THE YEAR.
HI, MAL.
HOWS
IT GOING?
HEY, JACK.
HEY! HEY,
WELCOME
trained monkey, honey.
No. Youre much more
expensive than that.
But I tell you what.
If youre not downstairs
in five minutes,
Im gonna throw you out of my bed,
out of my house and out of my life.
Then youre gonna have to
pay for your own bananas.
Im just so mad at you
because youre not wearing my gift.
Gift?
What gift?
Its like a I-love-you gift.
I left it in the closet for you.
Really?
Paul, Im
Sergeant, has, uh,
Michael Calvess
personal effects cleared yet?
Yeah.
Lieutenant Oak,
per departmental mandate
is restricted
from participating
in the Calvess investigation
any further.
Thats the log line, and...
thats the way
its been worded to me.
Why is that?
Well...
he and Calvess were close.
Hed been on collateral narcotic
investigations for over a year.
He was the first one
in the tun
training for this?
- Yeah, by doing it.
Well, this is it...
pending cases.
Everything from tax fraud
to murder.
Wow. How do you keep on top
of all of it?
You dont. You prioritize.
Ive got death warrants
coming down any day.
Obviously they come first.
Every time a death warrant is issued or
reissued, we have to make a new report.
- You know anything about John Reese?
- Uh, yeah, John Reese.
Thats
training camps, espionage activities, boats,
cases of weapons, Robert Kennedy ... John Roselli, Sam Giancana, Santos
Trafficante, Richard Helms (the new CIA chief), Bill Harvey, Head of
ZR/RIFLE, Howard Hunt ...
VOICE 4
The CIA, however, continues its secret war on
Castro with dozens of sabotage and assassination
attempts under its ZR/RIFLE and MONGOOSE
programs - The Agency collaborates wi
train, the way we
prepare, even our schedule.
What kind of scheduling changes
are we talking about?
I think we need to
make it longer.
Much more competitive.
Longer?
You gonna pay for that?
We also need to change the way
we play the game.
What exactly does that mean?
My plan is to adopt a new style.
A hybrid of the Soviet school
and the Canadian school.
A combination that requires the
highest lev