teacher.
-Why didnt you?
Mommy.
-Yeah, what are you eating?
-Nothing.
-Is it good?
-Yeah.
Swing me, swing me!
Okay, Ill swing you, Dunc.
Ill be right back.
-So Mr. Strout mentioned you again.
-Ill bet he did.
Still talks about you. Says youre
the best can-packer he ever had.
Says you looked cute
in that hairnet.
Excuse me, boys. An offering.
Here, Father. Thank you.
Thats what Charles Senior
is d
teachers name is Eskander.
All right. Thank you.
If youre listening, God...
...please help me today.
Please give me a chance
to do my job...
...which you put me here
to do in the first place.
God, grant me the serenity to accept
the things I cannot change...
...the courage to change
the things I can...
...and the wisdom
to know the difference.
Its me, Trevor, God.
Amen.
Baseball cap, give it up.
teacher has to say.
(Takes a big gulp as fly buzzes away)
CHIP
(Giving a pleading look to MOM as
the buzzing of the fly builds in
intensity on the soundtrack)
Aw, Mom! I hate Mr. Stubbins!
MOM
(Moving in for the kill, hissing
the words in a rage)
Dont say the word "hate", honey.
"Hate" is a very serious word!
MOM swats violently and we see fly splat in bloody
closeup. ("Directed by John Waters" c
special thanks to Mr. Wallace
for being with us.
We hope to see you again here
on your next book!
Merci a toutes et a tous
quetre venus.
Comme vous voyez y a du champagne,
y a des petites choses,
donc servez vous.
Thank you all.
How much longer before
I have to go to the airport?
Oh, you should leave at 7:30.
7:30 at the very latest!
Ok
Hi
Hello
How are you?
Good, and you?
Im good, yeah,
Im great
No Reservations Script
Some chefs call them "Lovebirds, "
a romantic dish for
that special occasion.
Properly cooked,
theyre as tender as butter.
They can be roasted,
stuffed with wild rice or barley...
...or you can broil them,
poach them...
...barbecue them,
and even braise them.
But theres no greater sin
than to overcook a quail.
Perfectly cooked, it must have
a touch of pink on the breast.
Bu
This is the full transcript of The Truman Show. It in no way intends to
infringe upon the rights of the writers, producers, distributors, exhibitors,
etc., of the movie.
The Lunar Room
CHRISTOF
Weve become bored with watching actors
give us phony emotions. Were tired of
pyrotechnics and special effects. While
the world he inhabits is in some
respects counterfeit, theres nothing
fake about Truman
special,
like snowflakes.
And with such a plethora...
Calendar word meaning abundance, of gorgeousness and diversity,
well, how could a man ever choose to settle down with just one?
I myself subscribe more to the European philosophy of life.
My priorities leaning towards wine, women...
Well, actually, thats about it.
Wine and women.
Although, women and women is always a fun option.
So...
...to li
special. Something youre going to love.
Silence.
VALET
Signore Salieri! Open the door. Come now. Be good!
The voice of Old Salieri continues again, further off now, and louder. We hear a
noise as if a window is being opened.
OLD SALIERI
Mozart! Mozart! I confess it! Listen! I confess!
The two servants look at each other in alarm. Then the Valet hands the candlestick
to the Cook and takes a sugare
Object Of My Affection Script
[People Chattering ]
[Applause ]
Welcome to the Brinkley Schooland our first grade show.
Im George Hanson and thisafternoon we are proud to present...
our own adaptationof The Little Mermaid.
Music will get provided by the BrinkleyTrio led by my co-teacher, Melissa Marx.
And now, on with the show.
Hi, Im Nina Borowski,and I think all of you are new here,
so welcome
teacher!
You gotta pay!
Philosopher my ass!
Hope you get sodomised to death!
Historian of my faeces, shithead!
I want my cash, philosopher shit!
Fucking bastard!
No wonder!
All philosophers are faggots.
Gonna get poled in there!
To the station!
Aint no rubbers in prison.
Youre gonna catch AlDS, pussy!
- Where you going?
- Im looking for the Tenia.
So? Pay up.
Ill pay, Ill pay!
You know a guy call