Virgin Mary.
She is beautiful. You shouldnt be vain. Vanity is a sin.
- Hey, beautiful, whats your name ? - Bernadette.
- The other one is cute too. - Bernadette is a lovely name.
It was my grandmothers name and she was proud of it.
- Will you come give us a kiss? - Forget it!
Lets see your legs. Come on!
- What? - Let us see your legs.
Lets see those legs!
- You always spy on girls? - Which one
virgin martyrs too.
Like Saint Agatha.
She ripped her own eyes out,
so she wouldnt have
to marry this man.
Or Saint Katherine of Alexandria.
They tried to kill her by crushing
her to death on a wheel.
But she made the wheel explode
and all the splinters
killed people in the crowd.
The patron Saint of fireworks.
Thats where we get
the Catherine wheel from.
I did say thank you, Damian.
Right, I bro
Virgin.
Want to talk about something?
Youre a young woman.
Your mother would be so
proud of you in heaven.
"Toby you there?
- If Dad.
- Ok.
- Are the two in there?
- Yes.
What are they doing?
Father please give us one minutes
- Yes, yes.
- My God father.
Menstruation.
- I gave you.
- Yes.
Why not let the game a minute?
Dad,
Ok, sorry
On nights like this
my father used to say
What do you mean?
The
virginity,
and she loves him,
and the same song is
playing on the car radio,
and she climbs up and starts
dancing on the roof of the car.
And now,
now hes worried about her!
And she is beautiful, with a...
a facial expression
just like his daughters.
In fact, you know, maybe thats
why he even likes her
You see, he knows hes not
remembering this dance,
hes there.
Hes there in both
moments simultan
virginity on the one hand...
and my astonishing number
of sexual conquests on the other.
- Youre simply jealous.
- [ Knocking ] Hood, telephone.
And remember: With your erogenous
zones lubricated with the mighty herb,
beware out there because you drone on
like a motherfucker when youre stoned.
Flame on, asshole.
- Hello ?
- Paul ?
- Oh, hi, Dad.
- Hey, guy.
- Hows it goin ?
Everything all right u
Virgin of Cobre.
These were relics of his wife.
Once there had been a tinted photograph
of his wife on the wall.
But he had taken it down because
it made him too lonely to see it.
It was on the shelf in the corner,
under his clean shirt.
Tomorrow is the th day.
Eighty-five is a lucky number.
Howd you like to see me bring one in
that dressed out over a thousand pounds?
Are you strong enough now
fo
virgin coward!
- Goodbye, Mr. Thomas.
- Say what you wanna say.
Ken Anderson. Nicole Anderson.
Allie Anderson. Ed Rice.
Steven Phillips. Monica Freeman.
Sarah Jensen.
Ken Anderson! Nicole Anderson!
Allie Anderson! Ed Rice!
Steven Phillips! Monica Freeman!
And Sarah Jensen!
Hi, can I help you?
Yes. Hello, Im looking for Emily.
- Youre a friend of hers?
- Yes, maam.
- Shes not home.
- Oh, goodness.
virgin.
There was this one day
in third grade...
when matthew kingsley came over
and we played doctor.
He confused my vagina
with my anus...
and took my temperature
with a fire-engine red crayon.
From then on,
whenever Id hear a siren...
Id giggle.
I never had a boyfriend.
I dont know what Id do
with one if I did.
Guys like calvin klein
g-string ad girls.
I wear boxers.
I once had an orgasm, thou
in hiding,
like an outlaw.
Fellow Franciscans...
you must leave
this place at once.
The devil is roaming this abbey!
Ubertino, its William.
William of Baskerville.
William is dead.
William... my son...
forgive me.
We lost trace of you
for so long!
I tried hard to be forgotten.
When we heard of your
troubles...
I prayed to our Virgin
for a miracle.
Your prayers met with a
favorable response.
virgin
when you married her?
What are you studying, religion?
Sex.
Are you going to tell me
about Mom or not?
No.
Boy, thats good coffee.
Fresh brewed?
Instant.
Now, how bout
if you love someone?
Do you have to have sex
with them?
This cant be instant.
We ran out of beans.
And if you kiss a girl,
what base is that,
and wheres the birth canal?
I have a chart.
You never have to have sex
if you dont