work if you dont
get a move on.
Jack shakes away the last of the nightmare, grabs a shower.
INT. BATHROOM -- MORNING
Jack turns on the shower, steps under the water.
INT. KITCHEN -- MORNING
John, dressed in his conservative business suit, looks at
the empty Mr. Coffee pot.
(CONTINUED)
4.
JOHN
She didnt leave any for me.
John dumps the old grounds, rinses the carafe, grabs the can
of coffee from t
into his face.
He jumped up and screamed:
"I was not excellent!
I was not extraordinary!
I was monumental!
I was epochal!"
All this made a very deep
impression on me then...
...and that I would work with him
later and make five feature films...
You would never
have thought that.
No, that was never on
my horizon at the time.
It was beyond my
furthest thoughts.
Did he ever have any training as
works.
First you get the th,
then right after that is the th.
And then later on
comes the th. Here.
Take a look at the date.
Sixteenth...
God, Ive blown
my own anniversary.
Sorry, kiddo.
Here.
What the hell?
Hey, if you need clothes...
the Salvation Armys
over on Fourth Street.
- These will be perfect.
- Huh? Perfect for what?
Listen, will you
do me a favor?
I worked in a department store
for hal
working out
just like I planned.
Lets go get married.
Okay.
- [Glass Breaks]
- Mazel tov.!
Go on. Kiss each other.
Big smile, everyone!
Come on. You love each other.
Smile, Grandma.
Having fun.
- ["Hava Nagila"]
- [Yelling]
Whoa!
[Screams]
[Cloth Rips]
Ohh!
Hello, everybody.
Im Stan Indursky, Reubens boss.
Thank you. Youre very kind.
Now, Reubs not the sort of fellow
to brag about his own success
clothes speak the international language.
And I have to admit, Im a bit of a fashion whore.
Unfortunately, today Ive got work, and I have to tone it down a little bit,
but thats all right. Gucci. End-of-summer sale.
Very understated. And I can easily spice it up with...
What? No, no. I know what you are thinking.
If you ooze masculinity, like some of us do,
you have no reason to fear pink. Smashi
ME.
[Ring]
[Ring]
HEL-HELLO.
??[Sad music]
[Camera shutter clicks]
[Click]
IVE BEEN
WORKING BEHIND YOU
AT MY TERMINAL.
ITS GOOD.
REALLY GOOD.
NEEDS AN ENDING,
THOUGH.
"THE TRAGIC VISION
OF MRS. HOOKS,
"WHERE SNAPSHOTS
LAY..."
DID YOU GET ONE
OF THOSE SNAPSHOTS?
MAL?
NO.
YOURE KIDDING ME,
RIGHT?
DIDNT THINK
IT WAS NECESSARY, BILL.
THE WHOLE STORY
WORKS BECAUSE
OF THE SNAPSHOTS.
clothes. Instantly
alert to HELENS alarm, he jumps up, comes within an inch of
exposing his presence to the audience. A SECOND COP, in the
wings on the other side of the stage, also springs to
attention. FIRST COPS eyes follow HELENS...
Their POV: THE BALCONY - YOUNG RED-HEADED MAN is no longer
there.
HELEN Can she believe her eyes? Resumes:
HELEN
At any time, right now, as you
listen, the FBI es
work
to do. Besides, you cant...
-be dull in your own company.
-l like the country.
Id be bored to tears.
One simply cant live without
sophisticated conversation.
Countess Nordston was telling me
about a demonstration of table
rapping and spiritualism she attended.
Oh, that would be fascinating.
Ive never seen anything
supernatural.
Do you believe in spirits,
Constantine Dmitrich?
Whyd you ask me
clothes I could wear.
And then Id quit, Rico.
Id go back to dancing,
like I used to before I met you.
I dont know. I aint made
for this sort of thing.
Dancing.
Thats what I wanna do.
Dancing?
Women?
And where do they get you?
I dont want no dancing.
Im figuring on making
other people dance.
- Oh, I aint forgetting about the money.
- Moneys okay, but it aint everything.
Be somebody. Look hard at g
clothes...
right off your gorgeous little body
right this very second.
When I get back from Stockholm.
Now, go on. Get out of here.
She feels like Im abandoning the class
two weeks before their final exam...
which I am in effect doing
by going to Stockholm.
You see, Simon?
At least my students are fond of me.
Oh.
Id like to thank you all for coming
tonight. Some of you willingly.
Some of you in s