DUMB AND DUMBER
MISLED AND UNINFORMED
aka DUMB AND DUMBER
Screenplay by
Peter Farrelly & Bennett Yellin & Bob Farrelly
POLISHED DRAFT
11-19-93
MISLED AND UNINFORMED
FADE IN:
EXT. PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND - WINTER MORNING
A PRETTY YOUNG WOMAN is standing on the street corner waiting for a bus. Shes carrying
books and looking very collegiate.
A black stretch LIMOUSINE with darkened windows drives p
Little Monsters
Screenplay by Ted Elliot
Terry Rossio
Produced by John Davis
Andrew Licht
Jeffrey A. Mueller
Directed by Richard Alan Greenberg
Cast List:
Fred Savage Brian
Howie Mandel Maurice
Daniel Stern Glen Stevenson
Margaret Whitton Holly Stevenson
Rick Ducommun Snik
Frank Whaley Boy
Ben Savage Eric
William Murray Weiss Todd
FADE IN:
ON AN OLD ALARM CLOCK
TICKING, the bells gone, the littl
MEET JOE BLACK
Screenplay
by
Bo Goldman
EXT. ANNANDALE-ON-HUDSON, N.Y. - 4:00 AM
A patch of water. PULL BACK TO REVEAL more water. BACK
FARTHER TO REVEAL an expanse of river, up the bank to
massive lawn running up to a great, classic Hudson River
manor house; the country estate of William Parrish.
INT. PARRISH COUNTRY ESTATE - 4:00 AM
MOVE THROUGH French doors that lead from a wide terrace int
Exodus Script
The island of Cyprus, madam.
World famous for beauty and long, tragic history.
Been conquered many times.
Conquered by Phoenicians, Assyrians, Persians, Macedonians.
Also conquered by Greeks, Romans, Byzantines, Turks.
Purchased from Turkey by your esteemed self, the British Empire.
All Cyprus most fond of the British.
Im an American.
Fond of Americans also. We Cypriots are fond of
Freeway Script
Okay, weve got a four-word sentence.
What is it, Vanessa?
Vanessa, come on.
Here we go. The.
The?
Ca-caa--
Caa--
Meow?
Cat.
Perfect. Youve got it. Now lets continue to the third word.
Dr--
Dr-en--
Think K, Kuh, followed by S.
Think Kuh-s. Kuh-s.
-Um-- -Think.
-Drenks? -Yeah, yeah.
-Drinks? -You got it. Thats it.
-Drinks. -You did it. Perfect.
Um, The cat drinks...
milk.
Thats right
Dark Blue Script
All units, all frequencies, stand by.
Repeat--all units, all frequencies, stand by.
All 16-Adam units, stand by. CHP are in pursuit.
Westbound 210 Freeway approaching Paxton.
Westbound 210 Freeway approaching Paxton.
16-Adam-12 reports vehicle is in excess of 100 miles an hour.
Vehicle is exiting the freeway at Paxton.
Repeat--vehicle is exiting the freeway at Paxton.
Sus
MAN ON THE MOON
FADE IN:
INT. VOID - DAY
Standing in a nonexistent set is ANDY KAUFMAN, looking a bit
nervous. Wide-eyed, tentative, he stares at us with a
needy, unsettling cuteness. His hair is slicked-down, and
he wears the "FRIENDLY WORLD" costume from the Andy Kaufman
special.
Finally, Andy speaks -- in a peculiar FOREIGN ACCENT.
ANDY (AS FOREIGN MAN)
Hallo. I am Andy. Welcoom to my
movie.
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The Cable Guy
by Judd Apatow
Based on a Screenplay by
Lou Holtz Jr.
Shooting Script October 31, 1995 (White)
Revised Pages November 13, 1995 (Blue)
Revised Pages November 14, 1995 (Pink)
1 FULL FRAME - WHITE NOISE
Credits begin. The entire frame is filled with white noise within which one can make out thefaint
image of a television program. Every few moments the channel changes, revealing a new
Emma Script
Emma
SCENE 1 -HIGHBURY
NARRATOR
In a time when ones town was ones town was ones world...and the actions
at a dance excited greater interest than the movement of armies, there
lived a young woman, who knew how this world should be runned.
EMMA
The most beautiful thing in the world is a match well made, and a happy
marriage to you both.
MRS WESTON
Oh, thank you Emma. Your painting grows