right.
Open and above board. I told Father
Antonelli I was in love. I told him it
was a special love, for all the ages.
CHRISTY
(starting to fall for
it)
You said that? And what did he say?
Did he say you could leave her? Did he
say wed be happy?
VINCE
(looking deep into her
eyes)
He said that if I got a divorce Id burn
in Hell. For all eternity.
Vince kisses Christys hands again and drops turns
right. Heh, heh. And yes folks you guest it. Tonight I am as horny as a ten peckerd house, so stay tuned because this is Happy Harry Hardon reminding you to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark..
Murdock - Mr. Travis, Louis Travis. Its just for a second.
Mr Woodward - So, Ill pick you up after your yearbook.
Paige Woodward - Okay, dad.
Mr Woodward - And no big dates tonigh
right.
- OK.
- Seen my tennis racket?
- Bye! No.
- Lets go to the country this weekend.
- Oh.
Roger and I wanna play doubles
with his lawyer and a friend.
But its the last weekend
for the antique show.
Come on. Therell be others.
I put in a clay court and Ive yet to use it.
- They have no more free-range chickens.
- Then, no, Hilda.
There are too many chemicals
in the others. Bye-bye.
Order some
right
in the middle there, mostly sang for myself.
-Not a bad-looking gent, to boot.
-No, thats true. That didnt hurt.
We ended up getting together
and it just kind of....
-It clicked.
-It clicked.
And Mr. Irving Steinbloom came down
and he signed us to Folk Town...
-...which was the label to be on.
-Terrific Label.
Later on we were
kind of moved down the food chain...
...to the Folk Tone Label
w
right side of his face.) He??s insulted.
RUDY
(calling to Kenny)
Anytime you??re ready, dickhead.
EXT. TREE HOUSE - SAME TIME
Jeff and Kenny walk off.
KENNY
They??re fucking dead!
Jeff runs off screen and throws up.
INT. FISHER HOME - KITCHEN - MORNING
LEONARD FISHER (12), severely obese, sits at the dinner
table, eating pancakes.
His FATHER, PATRICK (35) and TWO YOUNGER SISTERS, HALEY (8)
and SA
right. - Thats true.
I know, but... you know...
No, I mean it.
Why overpopulate the world
when there are thousands of parentless kids?
Its because you dont want to get morning sickness.
Thats not true. I just cant afford to give up a year.
Well, forget it. The subject is closed.
Id be afraid that I might get a bad seed.
- Oh, come on. - Thats paranoid.
Hes right. You read that in the tabloids all
right on the air,
right in the middle
of the seven oclock news.
Youll get a hell of a rating,
Ill guarantee you that. share, easy.
- You think so?
- Sure.
We could make a series out of it.
Suicide of the Week.
Hell, why limit ourselves?
Execution of the Week.
Terrorist of the Week!
I love it.
Suicides,
assassinations,
mad bombers,
Mafia hit men,
automobile smash-ups...
The Death Hour.
Great Sunda
The Miracle Worker Script
Shell live.
I can tell you now, I thought she wouldnt.
Ive brought up two of them.
This is my wifes first.
She isnt battle-scarred yet.
Doctor?
Will my girl be all right?
By morning shell be knockin down
Captain Kellers fences again.
Is there nothing we should do?
Put up stronger fencin. Hm?
Just let her get well.
She knows how better than we do.
These things come and go
TRUE LIES
WRITTEN
BY
JAMES CAMERON
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TITLE SEQUENCE
1 EXT. MOUNTAINS, NEAR GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - NIGHT
The snow covered Alps stand out clearly in the light of a full
moon. A fortress-like CHATEAU is situated in a flat saddle of
forest partway up the mountain, next to a frozen lake. The
property is surrounded by high stone walls, and the stately
grounds are bathed in floodli
An American Carol Script
1, 2, 3...
Hi, Grandpa!
Hey!
Grandpa, over here!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Grandpa!
Everybody now, happy Fourth of July!
Thanks, Grandpa!
Thats it, go ahead, kids.
Dig in. I made em myself.
- Bleh!
- Blech!
Pretty good.
Hows that taste there, Timmy?
Uh, Im not really hungry right now.
Why dont you tell us a story?
- Yeah! One of your great stories!
- Yeah, one of your stories!
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