trainer.
I cant cancel it now. Hell charge me.
- You didnt tell me that.
- Yeah, I did.
- Last week I told you.
- You didnt tell me.
I did. And then I wrote it
on the calendar like you told me to.
No, you didnt tell me.
- I did tell you.
- Well, you didnt,
but what are we gonna do,
cause I have an appointment?
So youre taking the kids to school.
Dont use the baby to cover your tracks.
I can drive
Alright so this is the world and there are five billion people on it. When I was a kid there were three. Its hard to keep up.
AMERICA FROM SPACE
The great continent through mist and swirling skies. (Satellites and other pieces of skycasting equipment float by.)
JERRYS VOICE
Thats better. Thats america. See, America still sets the tone for the world...
KID ON BASKETBALL COURT
A puberty-ravaged kid
Muses still repeat their ahs and yeahs, camera moves up the mountain slope,while it does, the movie title, HERCULES, is shown. Then camera goes inside,
passes various chattering gods and finds baby Hercules}
Hera: Hercules! Behave yourself
[Zeus come in to play with baby too]
Zeus: Oh, look at this, look how cute he is..
[Zeus babbles at baby Hercules and he catches Zeus by index finger and lifts
A normal Dennys, Spires-like coffee shop in Los Angeles. Its about 9:00 in the morning. While the place isnt jammed, theres a healthy number of people drinking coffee, munching on bacon and eating eggs.
Two of these people are a YOUNG MAN and a YOUNG WOMAN. The Young Man has a slight working-class English accent and, like his fellow countryman, smokes cigarettes like theyre going out of style.
It
Clerks Script
[ Telephone Ringing ]
[ Ringing Continues ]
Hello.
What ?
No, l dont work today.
Im playing hockey at : .
Why dont you call Randal ?
Cause Im fuckin tired !
I just closed last night.
Jesus.
What time do you think
youre gonna come in, : ?
Be there by : ? Where ?
Swear youll be there by :
and Ill do it.
: or l walk.
[ Slurping ]
its a meaningless end
to the story
Got no time
for the