Poopoo.
- Ladies. Be nice.
- You know what I did the other day?
What?
- I googled "murder."
- You googled "murder"?
- Yeah.
- Why?
I mean, what did it say?
It didnt say anything.
It just showed pictures
of people lying dead on the floor
and blood everywhere, and...
That was just ketchup.
- Who wants to hear some music?
- I want to hear Rent.
I want to hear Green Day!
- No, were listening to Rent
doggie! Bad doggie!
Whoa, whoa!
No, no, no!
Oooh!
Somebody chipped my tooth.
How do you think I feel?
Someone bit me
in the forehead.
Oh, no!
You couldve saved that
for the tooth fairy.
Thats stupid. I happen to know
my mom is the tooth fairy.
- Your mom is the tooth fairy?
- Yeah.
Wow, that is so cool.
She must do all the flying
around when Im asleep.
Yeah, yeah.
- Harry Dunne.
- Harry Dunne?
Wh
poo...
and the poo disappears.
- Disappears? - Yes!
Where does it go?
Who knows? But the thing is...
you come up with something that gets rid of dog turds,
you are home free, my friend. Home free.
[Debbie sighs]
[Debbie sighs]
What?
Nothing.
Liposuction.
You mean, where they suck the fat out?
Theres a thing about it in here.
Youre fine. You dont need to get fat sucked out.
- If we had a little ex
Little Voice Script
LV!
Come fly with me
Lets fly, lets fly away
If you can use some exotic booze
Theres a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me
Lets fly, lets fly away
Come fly with me
Lets float down to Peru
In llama land theres a one-man band
And hell toot his flute for you
Come fly with me
Lets take off in the blue
Once I get you
- Up there where the air - LV, will you shut that up?
Joe Dirt Script
Turn it up.
Dang.
Thats what Im talking about. L.A.!
Radio station l.D.
Coming to work. Joe Dirt.
Dont try and church it up, son.
Dont you mean Joe Dirt?
Naming you that, your daddy
must have really hated you.
Youre wrong, brother.
I got a good name
for this car: Rusty.
-Shitll buff out.
-Dont bother.
Drive this piece of crap off a cliff.
Do us all a favor.
This look like a piece