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[Light, upbeat ukulele]
"[Man singing" Envy]
[Snoring]
[Alarm buzzes]
[Alarm beeps]
[Continues snoring]
- [Michael] Lula loves her syrup. - [Debbie] You have enough syrup.
[Tim] Mrs. Butterworths isnt a squirt bottle.
Its no big deal. Youve had enough.
- Mom, these arent brown enough. - Do you want me to burn them?
No, but I just want them more brown.
Mikey, Moms not a short order cook.
Eat up now.
[Natalie] Double knots? We never did double knots.
- [Nick] Sweetie, I cant get it. - Dont use a fork.
No bubbles at the table. Eat your breakfast first.
Shes right, you know, my eggs taste like bubbles now.
- Hurry up, honey, youll be late. - [Tim] All right.
The van needs an inspection sticker. Good luck.
Alrighty.
Whats this? Look whos hiding.
Mr. Dino... and another weird stowaway.
Okay, Nathan, no cereal in my thingie.
- Bye, sweetheart. - Bye, honey.
Nathan!
- Whats that? - What?
That.
Maple syrup.
Mmm, man! Can you believe that comes from a tree?
Dont taste my pants.
I cant taste your pants?
Ever.
- Ever? - No.
Well, dont spill maple syrup on them.
Just because its there doesnt mean you have to taste it.
- I like maple syrup. - Not from my pants.
I love it.
How about this: What if you had, like, an inkpad...
only instead of ink, it was soaked in maple syrup.
Or peppermint. Any flavor you wanted.
- And you just open up your little pad. - Right.
And you press your finger on it and then you taste your finger.
Peppermint. Any time of day. Or cherry.
[Tim] Wouldnt the pad get disgusting after awhile?
[Nick] Disgusting how?
I dont know. You keep touching it with your filthy fingers.
Couple of days that flavor pads like some mattress you find at the dump.
Youre right. Its no good.
[Knocking]
[Nick] Tim.
- Did you get your performance chart? - Yeah.
Well, look at mine. I dont get it.
Good. Fair. Fair. Good.
Then it falls into the red in the focus department.
Well, you know, Nick, thats because youre a dreamer. You know?
- Im not a dreamer. - Youre not the most focused person.
Youre a dreamer.
Yeah. Im a dreamer?
Hey, you want to feel something? Come here.
Sit in this chair. Come here.
Okay.
Check this out.
Whoa.
- Sit back. - Oh, this is some chair!
- Do you like it? - Yeah.
Feel this.
What is that?
- Lumbar support. - That is good.
- Its made especially for your spine. - I like it.
Comes with the office. And the promotion.
- Right. - Thinking of buying a swimming pool?
- What, are you kidding? - I am.
- Thinking bean-shaped. - [Grunts]
Expensive. Bean-shaped?
[Whistling]
Take a look at my performance chart.
Look at your focus. Its way up there. Its in the yellow.
Im telling you, you get your focus even into the orange, just the orange...
I guarantee you can have a chair like that.
- Really? - And an office like this.
And a piano-shaped pool if thats what you want.
Its all there for you. All you got to do is focus.
Just work a little bit harder.
You can get bumped up to sandpaper with me and the world opens up.
You know what, man? You could really sack out in this thing.
Im telling you, your numbers arent that bad. Its just focus.
If you put together everything else, you got a really strong thing going on...
[breathing heavily]
Nick. Nick!
[Snorting]
- I got to get back to work. - Yeah.
- Good talk. - Yeah, good talk.
- Remember what I said. - Focus.
- Just get into orange. - Thats all I need.
Dont even worry about yellow, just orange.
[Whistle blows]
[Nick] Do you ever just watch your hand?
[Tim] No.
I was just looking at my hand today.
It was like a separate thing.
It was...
picking up papers.
It tapped on my desk. It sat in my lap.
- Its like... - Sorry.
Its like a...
Its like a sidekick.
My little ugly sidekick. It was very odd.
Eww.
- [Nick] Oh, oh! - [Tim] What?
- [Nick] Oh! - [Tim] What?!
[Nick] How about this?
A spray can, see? And you spray it on dog poo...
and the poo disappears.
- Disappears? - Yes!
Where does it go?
Who knows? But the thing is...
you come up with something that gets rid of dog turds,
you are home free, my friend. Home free.
[Debbie sighs]
[Debbie sighs]
What?
Nothing.
Liposuction.
You mean, where they suck the fat out?
Theres a thing about it in here.
Youre fine. You dont need to get fat sucked out.
- If we had a little extra money... - We dont have extra money.
- We have a little. - Not to get fat sucked out.
[Phone rings]
Hello?
- Timmy. Timmy, check this out. - What?
You know that invention of mine that makes turds disappear?
[Sighing]
I got a name for it.
Vapoorize.
Just like vaporize only you add an "o" so you got "poo" right in the middle.
Yeah, I get it.
Do you see how perfect it is? Maybe even underline the poo.
Va-poo-rize.
- All right. - "Vapoorize."
Goodbye.
- Nick? - Mmm-hmm.
- What did he want? - Nothing.
Vapoorize.
[Announcer] Next up, ladies and gentlemen, Nathan Vanderpark.
- [Woman] Go ahead, Nathan. - [Nick] All right.
- [Cheering, clapping] - Here we go, Nathan. Here we go.
- [Woman] Almost. - [Nick] All right.
- Nice try. - [Nick] All right, Nathan, l
