yourself, Darcy.
Hes about to transform
into the Indian MC Hammer.
What are they like?
What are they singing?
Oh, these pretty girls
fluttering temptingly like kites without string.
These girls are like naked live wires.
If you get too close,
youll get an electric shock of love.
Ooh!
Oh, my gosh, shes beautiful!
Theres still time.
Thats fantastic. Thank you.
Come and dance.
You must be joking.
shocked look. The cartoon begins...
BABY HERMAN AND ROGER RABBIT
are in a playpen when TWO FEMALE LEGS in high heels walk INTO
FRAME. The VOICE belonging to the legs talks down to Baby
Herman in a maternal coo.
VOICE (O.S.)
Mommys going to the beauty parlor,
darling. But Im leaving you with your
favorite friend, Roger. Hes going to
take very, very good care of you...
(voice turns
ominous)
... cau
SHOCKWAVE. A SHEET OF DEBRIS washes across the North and South Hemispheres.
Voice : A blanket of dust the sun is powerless to penetrate. For five thousand years our world is robbed of light as a nuclear winter falls. In that darkness, a civilisation is
removed from existence.
EARTH is now completely entombed in a dark, cold hell. Letters push towards us--
"A R M A G E D D O N"
65 MILLION YEARS LA
shocked recognition crossing his
face.
BRAINIAC
My days of scavenging are over, L-Ron.
Lock onto this transmission and follow it
to this Earth his speaks of.
L-RON
What for?
BRAINIAC
Jor-Els most accomplished creation,
L-Ron -- the Eradicator still exists!
Brainiacs eyes glow with intrigue. L-Ron shrugs and begins
entering coordinates. Lexs message continues onscreen.
LEX (V.O.)
From one superior
Fertilizer folks
are hiring people to shovel the stuff.
Oh, women are welcome, too. Theres
no chauvinism in the manure business.
These gnats keep landing
on my wet nail polish.
I guess Im supposed to walk around with
their little corpses stuck to my fingers.
- Joanna, please!
- Its easy for you to say!
You dont have to sit out here in the brine
with your perm frizzing to oblivion.
I look like a b