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hwp This is the conveyor belt?
Mind out.
Wait, wait, wait.
Balraj! Can you get the other one?
Can you check this one?
I just did.
This is mayhem.
This is like bedlam.
Good, isnt it?
What do you mean
its a bit like New York?
Better get used to it, Darcy.
Were here for two weeks.
Jesus, Balraj, where the hell
have you brought me?
Hurry up, you silly girls!
We must make sure Jaya meets
this Mr Balraj from London before anyone else.
All mothers think that any single guy
with big bucks must be shopping for a wife.
Im embarrassed to say,
but I hope he is.
What, shopping or loaded?
Well, both.
Lakhi, you think your mother
has gone crazy?
That I am letting you wear that?
I told you, Lakhi. Its very vulgar.
But, Mama. Its killing, Mama!
Oh, if its killing, its what everyones
wearing in Mumbai.
But we want Balraj to look into Jayas eyes,
not your mames.
Shes our only hope.
If we do not get the eldest married first,
well never be able to marry rest of you
for the shame.
Come on, Lakhi, its only a party.
Save your fussing for the big wedding tomorrow.
Papa, just chill. Let me fix my dupatta.
Oh! Nameste.
Chandra, make sure you smile.
Now, sit back.
- Hi, Lakhi.
- Hi.
Hello, dear.
- Can we sit here?
- Of course!
- Mama, well go and see the bride.
- OK, come soon.
- Chandra, dont be too long.
- OK.
Oh, this must be the famous Balraj from UK.
Hes from the Uppal family of Delhi, you know.
Hey, Balraj, you made it in one piece
from London.
MRS BAKSHl: Is that his name?
I completely forgot
groom is bringing guest from England.
Apparently, hes a barrister.
Is that right? A barrister?
And his family live in Windsor,
near the Queens castle.
Really? Next to the Queen?
Oh, his sister is looking so lovely.
So fair, nah?
- Whos that Englishman with him?
- Hes American.
His name is William Darcy.
He was Balrajs fast friend at Oxford.
From one of the richest families in America.
They own hotels all over the world.
Shame hes not Indian, though.
Sure youre OK about going away to London?
You only met him twice.
Hes nice and so is his family.
You need to get out of this town, Lalita.
You know theres nothing for you here.
All the guysjust want girls from rich families.
Papa needs me. I couldnt leave.
His friend Balraj is great.
Hes looking for a girl too, you know.
Good Lord, is it me,
or is every woman over giving you the eye?
Dont be dense, Darcy.
Every mother in this room is wetting
her knickers for him for their daughters.
- Can we leave yet?
- Kiran, Im his best man.
I cant just bail out on him, can I?
Its am in New York.
I wouldnt mind getting back early
so I can go through the financials
on that hotel in Goa.
Will you stop working, just this once?
And you stop being such a coconut.
This is our dear, dear motherland. Enjoy it.
The only thing Indias good for is losing weight.
Are you sure this is safe to eat?
I dont want to get Delhi belly on my first day.
- Whats happening now?
- The Indian version of American Idol.
I hope youve brought earplugs.
This is where the girls tease the boys,
and the boys tease the girls.
Brace yourself, Darcy.
Hes about to transform
into the Indian MC Hammer.
What are they like?
What are they singing?
Oh, these pretty girls
fluttering temptingly like kites without string.
These girls are like naked live wires.
If you get too close,
youll get an electric shock of love.
Ooh!
Oh, my gosh, shes beautiful!
Theres still time.
Thats fantastic. Thank you.
Come and dance.
You must be joking.
