sign this, Mrs., er...
Hoff. Mari Hoff. Crappaty name, isnt it?
Me late husband Frank left it me.
You can imagine me feelins on signin marriage register... Mr. And Mrs. F. Hoff.
See ya.
Thanks very much, Mr. Cable.
See ya, then.
Whats it like then, eh? To watch your master at work.
Did you not see her? Legs of jelly she had for me.
Husband dead and out the way and all, eh?
Oh, bloody hell. Heres
Signore! Please! Be good now! Weve brought
you something special. Something youre going to love.
Silence.
VALET
Signore Salieri! Open the door. Come now. Be good!
The voice of Old Salieri continues again, further off now, and louder. We hear a
noise as if a window is being opened.
OLD SALIERI
Mozart! Mozart! I confess it! Listen! I confess!
The two servants look at each other in alarm. Then the V
Hiccups ]
No, its awful...
that we measure time
in funerals, like undertakers.
- You were never married, were you?
- No.
My late father always said...
if you want a musical career,
dont get married.
- Music means celibacy.
- [ Hiccups ]
- Do you have hiccups?
- Yes, always afterwards.
When its that good.
Always afterwards.
You know what?
Bite on your left pinky.
It puts pressure
on the hiccupping
Sign here, please.
Uh, yeah. Well-- Oh. Mrs.Jumbo.
Uh, one moment, please. This is still part of the service.
Happy Birthday to you
Ah, Happy Birthday to you
Ah, Happy Birthday, dear
Ah, dear Dear me. Whats his name?
Jumbo.Junior.
Oh.Jumbo Junior, huh? Ahem.Jumbo Junior.
Happy Birthday, dear Jumbo Junior
Happy Birthday
To-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
You
- Oh, do hurry, dear. - Im on pins and needles.
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