Naked Gun 2 1/2 Script
The Honourable Alan Dee
and former Mrs Easton.
The Honourable William
and Mrs Breslow.
The Honourable Nelson
and Mrs Winnie Mandela.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of the USA,
and Mrs Bush.
How is everybody?
Everybodys here! Look!
Hi, Peter.
Jack, glad you could make it.
Bill, hi.
Get rid of the beard. Too liberal.
Hi, Frank. Trudy.
Hi, Peter.
Glad you could make it.
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The Descent Script
Mister foreman,
have you arrived at a verdict?
We have, your honour.
We find the defendant
guilty of all charges.
-He has no priors--
-Thats misleading.
He has no convictions.
-ls he dangerous?
-No, but hes a slippery little shit.
Your honour,
request bail be continued--
Hes already wasted the jurys time,
not to mention yours.
-He has no priors, your honour.
-Judge, lock him in
Marcus Brutus' Oration
From Julius Caesar, Act 3, Scene 2
Be patient till the last. Romans, countrymen, and lovers! hear me for my cause; and be silent, that you may hear: believe me for mine honour; and have respect to mine honour, that you may believe: censure me in your wisdom; and awake your senses, that you may the better judge. If there be any in this assembly, any dear friend of Caesar
honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men---
Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome.
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambit
honour.
Their names?
Miss Delicate Cloud.
Light of Dawn.
Breath of Scent.
His Honour smiles?
As the wise Okunama said,
"A smile can banish care...
...release the oysters pearl...
...and open Heavens gate.
A smile is the perfume of the gods,
the fountain of youth."
How that woman chatters.
What are you looking for?
Your bride.
Is everything ready?
Youre a gem of a matchmaker.
The guest list:
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