shing it, hes always pushing it. Shes not amused.
Finally, Charlie lets her pass. He comes up to Nick.
CHARLIE
Typical New York woman, big
attitude, small apartment, no tits.
Only two things count to Charlie: his job and his women,
but not necessarily in that order.
CHARLIE
I think she got to you, pappy.
NICK
(checking his watch)
You want a popsicle, go to Good
Humor. And dont call me pappy.
CHAR
ladies. Today
we are running a bit of a special.
Two bags for .
Nicky said he got two for .
For Nicky, two bags are .
But for Katie and Erica,
two bags are .
Do you take cheques?
Cash only, sweetie.
- I dont have any cash.
- Shit! I gotta get outta here!
But I have to go to an ATM.
Dont worry about it.
Ill get you guys next time.
You see, Dr Gromberg, in the window
was this display of socks.
Beau
shing.
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EXT. IKES APARTMENT BUILDING - DAY - ESTABLISHING SHOT
EXT. NEW YORK STREET - DAY
IKE (V.O.)
Hey, Fisher, pick up. I have some
column ideas I want to bounce off you.
Not there? Okay. Listen Im thinking
of writing about those mind-numbing
informercials that are always on.
Ike walks out of his apartment building talking on cell phone.
IKE (contd)
What do you think? Good idea, rig
Ali Script
Thank you very kindly.
Ladies and gentlemen, right now wed like to introduce...
the star of our show, the young man youve all been waiting for.
So lets all get together and welcome him to the stage with a great big hand.
How about it for Sam Cooke?
Before we do anything, we?d like to say how are you doing out there?
- Is everyone feeling all right? - Yeah!
How are you doing?
- You doin
ladies.
l have an announcement
to make:
lts on.
Teddy K. has busted his move
and we are taking over
Waterman Publishing.
Ow!
Lets give it up for Teddy K.
[hooting]
The man has vision.
Hes a maniac.
And, l guess its okay
to tell you Teddy K.
has personally asked me
to go over there
and turn around marketing
in the magazine division.
So, if youll excuse me...
Carry on.
Waterman!
Thats incredible.
Y