Muppet Treasure Island Script
I was Flints first mate
that voyage...
three days east of Tortola
in the Caribie.
Flint knew an island.
Thats where we buried
the treasure.
Gold and blood,
they were Flints trademarks.
Hed leave both
behind him that day.
Shiver my timbers
Shiver my soul
Yo ho, heave ho
There are men whose hearts
are as black as coal
Yo ho, heave ho
And they sailed their ship
cross th
heaven right to you.
Or: Straight from heaven up above...
here is a baby for you to love.
Sign here, please.
Uh, yeah. Well-- Oh. Mrs.Jumbo.
Uh, one moment, please. This is still part of the service.
Happy Birthday to you
Ah, Happy Birthday to you
Ah, Happy Birthday, dear
Ah, dear Dear me. Whats his name?
Jumbo.Junior.
Oh.Jumbo Junior, huh? Ahem.Jumbo Junior.
Happy Birthday, dear Jumbo Junior
Hap
THE LITTLE MERMAID
(An ocean. Birds are flying and porpoises are swimming happily.
From the fog a ship appears crashing through the waves)
Sailors: Ill tell you a tale of the bottomless blue
And its hey to the starboard, heave ho
Look out, lad, a mermaid be waitin for you
In mysterious fathoms below.
Eric: Isnt this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face . . .
a perfect day to be
heave a chair at her.
- Draw blood? - Not yet. But what does she say?
"Wait a minute!" She pulls out a suitcase from under the bed -
- with a World War Il flak suit.
Zip, zip, she gets into the flak suit, we get down on the bed.
- What are you doing? - Fucking!
- But shes in a flak suit. - She leaves the zipper open.
But the shot is, every thirty seconds or so, -
- she wants me to go "BOO
heave.
Jesus Christ.
Give me a towel.
Pretty fuckin wild.
Holy shit.
Not as wild as that night we banged
those three stewardesses in Manila.
Bet you didnt get it on like that
in that jerkwater college of yours.
How long you going to
hang around Seattle?
Get ready.
This one will blow you away.
Nothing you do
is ever going to surprise me.
- Tell me.
- I joined the Navy.
- You joined the Navy?
- Tha