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hwp So? Tell me about last night.
Are you kidding me? Are you pulling my leg?
- So? - So tits out to here.
- Some 20 years old. - You must be fooling. You devil.
You think she hadnt gone the route?
- She knew the route, did she? - Are you kidding? She wrote the route.
- So where am l? - Probably at the Pancake House.
Im over at the Pancake House, and this chick walks over to the cash register.
19 or 20 years old. She wants to buy a pack of Viceroys.
She gets the smokes and says she forgot her purse up in her room.
- Was she a pro? - At that age?
At this point, we dont know.
So we sit down and get coffee and she says:
"Come up to my room and Ill pay you back for the smokes."
- Youre shitting me. Was she a pro? - At this point, we dont know.
She says, "sit down, you want a drink?" I say, "what have you got?" "Bourbon."
Then what shot does she pull?
A) she says: "I think Ill take a shower".
- And B) she says: "Then lets fuck." - She said that?
- Was she a pro? - At this point, we dont know.
So I say: "Ill join you in the shower, if you have no objections".
So in we go, and does she have a body? Are you kidding me? The tits. The legs.
Are you fucking fooling me? The ass on this broad.
- Young ass? - Well, young broad, young ass.
So we get out and towel each other off in his and her full glory.
While were toweling off, I flick the towel at her, -
- and by accident, I hit her on the ass, and we got this big red mark.
Im all sorry and so forth, but what does this broad do -
- but let out a squeal of pleasure that would fucking kill a horse.
What the hell, Im liberal, so I heave a chair at her.
- Draw blood? - Not yet. But what does she say?
"Wait a minute!" She pulls out a suitcase from under the bed -
- with a World War Il flak suit.
Zip, zip, she gets into the flak suit, we get down on the bed.
- What are you doing? - Fucking!
- But shes in a flak suit. - She leaves the zipper open.
But the shot is, every thirty seconds or so, -
- she wants me to go "BOOM" at the top of my lungs.
So were humping and pumping, and every once in a while, I go "boom".
In the middle of everything, she turns on a little tape recorder.
I dont know what the shot is. All of a sudden I hear:
Im pumping away, the tape recorder is making airplane noises.
Every once in a while, I go "boom", and the broad starts going crazy.
Shes moaning and groaning -
- and screaming, "Red Dog One to Red Dog Squadron".
Suddenly, she screams, "Wait!" and pulls out a five-gallon jerry can.
Its full of gasoline. She splashes it over the walls -
- pulls out a zippo and "whoosh", the room goes up in flames.
So the tape recorder is going ... , the room is full of smoke -
- and the broad screams, "Do it now, for the love of Christ!"
So I look at the broad, and I figure, fuck this nonsense.
I struggle into my shorts, make it to the elevator.
The place is filled with smoke.
The elevator arrives, and the hall is filled with firemen.
- Those firemen make out like bandits. - Nobody does it normally anymore.
These young broads dont know what the fuck they want.
- You think she was a pro? - A pro, Dan?
A pro is how you think of yourself Last Night. See my point?
Come on you scumbags, last inning.
- Where, where? - Right there.
Here comes Debbies boss. He looks good, lets see if he can hit.
Out!
No stick.
The second baseman has a nice ass.
I refuse to go out with a man, whose ass is smaller than mine.
Your dates will be pretty scarce.
Nice catch, Danny.
Im making a beer run. Anybody?
- Go get him. - Its the guy with the cute ass.
Let me help you.
- Anytime I can give you a hand ... - Im finished. Give yourself Last Night a hand.
Mothers is giving a party tonight. Winners and losers.
- Good game, Mr Carlson. - I dont want to hear about it now.
- Steve, are you going to Mothers? - I doubt it.
Ive been meaning to mention that its stupid to fuck your boss.
Its a damn good way to lose yourjob.
- Guess who was here last night. - Not the redhead.
- She was here? What did she say? - Ask Bernie, he took her home.
- Redheads lack pigmentation. - Theyre almost albino.
You bang albino? Well, I have and theyre nuts.
Welcome to Mothers, ladies. Were honoured, come on.
- Where are the guys from your team? - Sulking.
First round is on Mother.
Ill be back in a minute.
Theyll come at me tomorrow like savages.
- Marauding beasts bent on destruction. - Stop it.
Deborah, you work in advertising. It is a civilized business.
- I work with monsters. - Youre talking about five-year-olds.
And my job is to break their spirit. Thats what kindergarten is about.
The Germans invented it. Think about it. God, Pats going in for the kill.
Thats a nice turn.
- Coy. - With just a hint of giddiness.
Her big move will come at any moment. The combination hair flip with a giggle.
Theres a 3.2 degree difficulty. Lets see if she can pull it off.
9.0!
Tell me that getting those advertising girls here w
