survive in water.
His molecular density
is too great.
No...
Of course.
How much time do we have?
We have projected his landing
at three hours, minutes.
Oh, we have to gas the planet.
Hold it!
Hold everything!
Earth is a protected
wildlife preserve.
Yeah. Weve been using it
to rebuild
the mosquito population
which, need I remind you,
is an endangered species!
Am I to assume
you are the expert?
Oh,
instinct.
JACK
(into phone)
Yes. Id like to order the Erika
Pekkari slip covers.
Jack drops the open catalog on the floor.
MOVE IN ON CATALOG -- ON PHOTO of COFFEETABLE SET...
JACK (V.O.)
If I saw something like clever coffee
table sin the shape of a yin and
yang, I had to have it.
PAN TO PHOTO of ARMCHAIR...
JACK (V.O.)
Like the Johanneshov armchair in the
Strinne green stripe pattern...
INT. LI
The remorseless drought had lasted now for ten million years, and would not end for another million. The reign of the terrible lizards had long since passed, but here on the continent which would one day be known as Africa, the battle for survival had reached a new climax of ferocity, and the victor was not yet in sight. In this dry and barren land, only the small or the swift or the fierce could
survive
recruit
training ... you will be a weapon, you
will be a minister of death,
praying for war.
But until that day you are pukes! Youre the
lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even
human fucking beings!
You are nothing but
unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian
shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But
the more
you hate me, the more you will
learn. I am hard, but I am
survived
by pledging our undying loyalty...
to the only nation
that made any sense to us.
It was called
das Reich der Zwei...
"the nation of two."
It was only one month after my parents
returned to the United States...
three years before America
would enter the war...
when I first met
my blue fairy godmother.
I call him that because no one
believes he existed but me.
But he really does exist...
o