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hwp(laughter)
So, anyway... anyway,
this guy comes home, you see,
and he finds his wife with his best friend.
And the husband says
"Harry, how could you do this?"
And the wife, she says "Why should you
complain? Harry didnt do it to you!"
- What did I tell you? Isnt he a card?
- Class. Real class.
With his gift of the gab
he could go places.
Hey, pal, you oughta quit
that punk job of yours.
- Why dont you join a sales outfit?
- Its no use, boys.
Every time Im in town, I ask him to go
on the road for our company. Right, pal?
Sure, Ed, sure. Listen, fellas, listen.
Two dames at a bar. One dame says to
another "If I dont get to bed pretty soon,
Im goin home and go to sleep!"
Would you make it a merry Christmas
for some poor orphan?
Here you are, lady.
That oughtnt to be allowed
in a place like this.
- Religion dont belong in a speakeasy.
- I know its Christmas, but...
Mac, wait a minute. Excuse me,
Sister. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Dont tell me were gonna let
these angels of mercy
go away from here
empty-handed on Christmas Eve.
This joint is the home
of fine bourbon and fast women,
and we need plenty of religion
to keep em both in line. So, come on.
Get it up, now. Come on. Oh, come on.
A little action here. Whats the matter?
Oh.
Hey!
Hey, Lord? Can you hear me
up there, Jesus?
You didnt think wed forget
your birthday, did you?
There you are, Jesus. And if I had
any more, youd be welcome to it.
- Thank you, brother.
- (laughter)
The Bible says "Never let your left hand
know what your right hand is doing."
Whats your beef, mister?
You ashamed of bein a Christian?
I see. You think religion is for suckers
and easy marks and mollycoddles, huh?
You think Jesus was some kind
of a sissy, eh? Let me tell you,
Jesus wouldnt be afraid to walk in here
or any speakeasy to preach the gospel.
Jesus had guts! He wasnt afraid
of the whole Roman army.
Think that quarterbacks
hot stuff? Well, let me tell you,
Jesus would have made the best little
all-American quarterback in history.
Jesus was a real fighter. The best little
scrapper, pound for pound, you ever saw.
And why, gentlemen? Love, gentlemen.
Jesus had love in both fists.
And what is love?
Love is the mornin and the evenin star
that shines on the cradle of the babe.
Hey, sinners!
Love is the inspiration
of poets and philosophers.
Love is the voice of music.
Im talkin about divine love,
not carnal love.
- That was a beautiful sermon, Parson.
- (laughter)
- Beautiful.
- Thank you, sister.
- I gotta get home to the little woman.
- Here you are, Sister.
Merry Christmas. Thank the Lord,
Sister. Thank the Lord.
- Gotta go. Gotta catch a rattler.
- Me too.
Time to take up a little female
companionship. Wait a minute.
Thats a swell preacher act you got, pal.
I gotta catch a rattler myself. Ed,
we still got the whole night ahead of us.
Whatever you do, never lose
that little black address book.
Merry Christmas!
Mr Gantry?
And a merry Christmas to you too, sir.
Youll have to chalk it up.
The rest of these drinks, too.
Charity.
I oughta get myself a tambourine.
Thats the trouble with this stinking world.
Nobody loves nobody.
Mac... the ladys glass is empty.
(Phone rings)
(knocking at door)
(groans)
OK.
- Long-distance phone call.
- What time is it?
The phone call you made
to Mrs Gantry last night?
Oh. Yeah, thanks.
- Merry Christmas, Mr Gantry.
- You too.
And a happy New Year, Mr Gantry.
Well, Ill take...
Ill take care of you downstairs.
Get my bags out now.
Hello? Hello?
(woman) Ready with your call, Mr Gantry
Hello? Oh, hello, Mom. Merry Christmas.
Me, Elm!
Just a sec, Mom.
I just got back from church myself.
I prayed for you too.
Howd you like my present?
You sure? Gee, thats funny.
Well, maybe it got held up
in the holiday rush.
I just called up to wish you merry
Christmas, thats all, to tell you I love you.
Dont start crying.
Ma...
I know I promised, but I couldnt get away.
Ive been busy. Yeah, business.
Guaranteed and delivered. Ill be home
next Easter. My absolute promise.
Ma, dont cry.
Ma, I gotta go. I really gotta go, Ma.
I gotta catch a train.
Sure. Sure. Ill talk to you. Take care.
Bye.
(train whistle)
(train whistle)
(choir singing "Im On My Way")
? Im on my way
? Off to Canaan land
? Im on my way
? Off to Canaan land
? Im on my way
? Glory, hallelujah
? Im on my way
? Well, Im on my way
? Off to Canaan land
? Im on my way
? Off to Canaan land
? Im on my way
? Off to Canaan land
? Im on my way
? Glory, hallelujah
? Im on my way
? Had a mighty hard time
? But Im on my way
? Had a mighty hard time
? But Im on my way
? Its a mighty hard climb
? But Im on my way
? On my way
? Glory, hallelujah
? Im on my way
? All along the way
? Satan lies a-waitin
? Every night and day
? Satan lies a-waitin
? Hear me shout and say
? Get behind me, Satan
? Im on my way
? Glory, hallelujah
? Im on my way
? Fight the devil and pray
? Take another step higher
? Fight the devil and pray
? Lord, I want to climb higher
? Chase the devil away
? Lord, Im caught in his fire
? Im on
