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hwpYou know when a funeral is really awful?
When its yours.
Thats me, Ray Adams-
young, gifted and dead.
These are my remains.
And these three mournful brothers,
theyre the men who killed me.
Aw, they look so sad, dont they?
But this is how they really feel.
But theyre not the real reason Im dead.
These are their women. Fine, aint they?
Some families are blessed with great genes,
and the Dandridge sisters had it all.
But theyre not the reason Im dead either. She is.
How did this sweet-faced woman cause a man to die?
Well, it began six months ago. Go! Go! Go!
- Now Howard comes up the middle,
- breaks the tackle and gets the first down.
Hey, baby, thats really nice of you, sweetie, but we already have some food here.
- What are you doing in here? - Trying to watch the game thats right behind you.
My book club is meeting in here tonight.
Baby, remember when we talked last month?
You said it was okay if we watched the game.
Oh, yeah. Eva changed all that. She was supposed to tell you.
- Well, she didnt. - Hey, its the men. What are you doing here?
Are you joining our book club? Its gonna be very enlightening.
Sweetness, precious, listen.
Would it be okay, you know, if you could take it in the other room?
- Because were all settled in. - Yeah, the other room.
- Well, I guess we could. - You got a great girl!
I love you, baby. No! No, we cannot!
Oh, yeah- Oh.
Michael, Timothy, Darrell.
Our book club is reading Beloved,
and were gonna need the television to watch the film when were done.
Oh, yeah, thats right, honey. We need the room.
You did not tell me you wanted to use the room in my house, Eva.
Well, Im telling you right now, Timothy.
And it is half my sisters house too.
Community property.
See, cause I want Kareenah to make a good impression on the book club.
Dont you? No!
- Excuse me? - Yes.
Look, we were here first, Eva.
Yes, but certainly the temporal proximity of our advents...
isnt determinative, is it?
- Ill get back to you on that one. - Yeah.
Do you know what she just said right there?
- You dont get to me with your $ words, Eva. - Thats right.
What would you say if I demanded you to leave this room?
Yeah. Yeah.
I would say I find your particular brand of crack very amusing.
This isnt about a book...
versus a football game, fellas.
Oh, no. This is about men versus women.
Women who aspire to culture...
and men who aspire to scratch themselves.
Women who bear the burdens in life and men who create those burdens.
Women who uplift humanity and men who uplift lap dances.
If society were left to the whims of men,
wed still be in caves carving pictures with our non-opposable thumbs.
So, today, gentlemen,
is the day for civilized behavior.
Today we women raise our voices against tyranny, crudeness and play-off games.
And that is it, gentlemen.
End of story. The fat ladys singing! Out of the room.
By the way, if any of that was lost upon you, then Ive just proven my point again.
Excuse me.
Kareenah, baby,
I am putting my foot down.
Damn! Damn! I cant stand her.
I cant stand her either, but you really need to calm down.
Youre making me stressed. You need to stand up to your wife, Timothy.
Its like she tookyour balls and turned them into earrings.
Your wife is bling-blingin with your nuts.
This is what we get for being with Evas little sisters.
They could never stand up to us without Eva.
I really did think I was getting one of the fabulous Dandridge girls.
I didnt know it came with the sister-in-law from hell.
You gotta admit, they were the finest women in the neighborhood.
We used to say their daddys johnson - Should be bronzed. Right.
Did you notice how they stuck together in an argument?
One for all and all for Eva. Thats how theyre getting down.
Come on, fellas. We need to be more compassionate.
Their parents died when they were young and left them alone,
so they have to stick together. Yeah.
I shouldve used that argument to get on Eva about that Dandridge fund.
- You know what? I wouldve done it. - Look at you cosigning.
Mike, please, you need to let that go. Every time. Okay.
Theyve been putting money in that account ever since they were teenagers.
- What are they doing with it? Nothing. - Step away from my man.
I bet they dont even know how much is in there.
- Theres no need for this. - If hes your man, then whats he doing here with me?
Charity work, heifer. Look- Look- Hey, hey, hey!
This is just a big misunderstanding, okay?
Fellas, I know that brother. Yo, Ray!
Hey!
I didnt even know he was back in town.
You should be mad at me, not each other.
Ive been dating both of you, and - True, we dont have a commitment.
But I couldnt decide between you. Hey, fellas.
I think he might be the man to rid us of Eva.
That dude? Aw, hell, no. Youd be better off getting Ike Turner.
Theyre about to cuss his ass out and leave him high and dry. Watch.
- Yeah, hes right. - Lets go, all right?
Oh, me too? Uh-huh.
- Get out of here! - Be right back.
- Did you see that? Did you see that? - Wow!
- Goo
