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hwpBilly Boy!
Get your ass ready.
Its almost 5:00, and this bad boy
needs to get his drink on.
- No, no, no. Give me that.
- Dont.
- Im gonna burn it once and for all.
- Stop that.
Dude, its been six months.
Its time to move on, okay?
Whatever. Even if
I wanted to meet other women,
I wouldnt even know what to do.
Ive been out of the game
for so long.
Dude, you come out with me tonight,
I promise you will get laid.
Yeah, it sounds very tempting,
but Berenson needs me to update
these financial models
for the meeting
with the foreign investors.
So what?
Its Friday night.
The Germans are taking
an early flight back.
The meeting got changed
to tomorrow.
So? Why dont you
just get somebody else
to do your work for you?
Who?
Harold, I need you to update
those models for me.
- Billy, arent you supposed to...
- I know. Something just came up.
I have this meeting
with these new clients tonight,
and Im never gonna have time
to get to those.
So thats your
responsibility now, big boy.
Make sure those are in
by 9:00 sharp tomorrow.
With all the downsizing
thats been going on around here,
we wouldnt want to have to tell Berenson
youve been slacking, now would we?
Yeah.
Okay, no problem.
Hey.
You have a great weekend,
okay, buddy?
I owe you one.
Just one.
Thank you.
Wow! That was amazing.
I cannot believe how easy that was.
Dude, how do you think
I get all my shit done?
Im telling you, those Asian guys
love crunching numbers.
You probably
just made his weekend.
Chick magnet
Chick magnet. Chick magnet
Chick magnet. Yeah
Fuck.
An excellent point, Mr. Patel.
You are one of the finest applicants
I have ever interviewed.
Thank you.
It comes as no surprise. Your father
is highly respected in his field.
As you probably heard
from your old man,
he and I had some pretty wild times
back in med school.
Really?
Yeah. We started
our own basketball team...
the Hemoglobin Trotters.
Hemo-globin Trotters...
get it?
A play on the name of the famous
colored, Negro basketball squad...
black, African-American.
You know, people of colors.
Lets end up with one final question,
just as a formality.
What are some potential
symptoms of pancreatitis?
Well, you would have
epigastric tenderness,
diffuse abdominal tenderness...
Im sorry.
Can you hold on one second?
Kumars phone.
Kumar speaking.
Hey, whats up? Its me.
What are you doing?
Nothing important. I can talk.
Whats going on?
Listen, I cant party tonight, okay?
I gotta stay late at the office.
Dude, fuck that shit.
We had plans.
I know, but I got
a lot of work to do.
When has getting high ever
prevented you from doing your work?
Jesus!
Believe me.
I would love to come home. Okay?
- I got a lot of work to do.
- Thank you. Ill do that.
I got a quarter of the
finest herb in New York City.
Im not smoking
that shit alone, okay?
So you need to just chill the fuck out
and prepare to get blazed
because in the next couple of hours,
I expect both of us to be
blitzed out of our skulls, got it?
All right, I got it.
Ill talk to you later.
Where was I?
Weve got the severe anal discharge,
sometimes violent... a.k.a. Diarrhea.
Mr. Patel, I am more than familiar
with diarrhea.
Do you actually believe
after the way youve just behaved
that I would ever even consider
recommending you for admission?
No. Im gonna
be honest with you.
The only reason Im applying
is so my dad
will keep paying for my apartment.
I really dont have a desire
to go to med school.
But you have perfect MCAT scores.
Yeah. Just cause youre
hung like a moose
doesnt mean you gotta do porn.
Get out! Bernadette,
show this young man to the door!
And please bring in
some fresh diarrhe... dry towels!
Yes!
Right in front of the door.
This is America, dude!
Learn how to drive!
Better "ruck" tomorrow!
- Extreme!
- Fucking assholes.
Fuck.
Okay.
Be yourself.
Dont be nervous.
So, Maria, whats been goin on?
I actually had a very long week
at work. How about you?
Work was good.
I caught up on some sleep.
Plus, the guy who works next to me
decided to bathe for a change.
Really?
So what are you up to tonight?
Actually, Im just gonna
be sitting on my ass,
probably eat a whole pint
of Haagen-Dazs
while I watch Blind Date.
Well, that sounds awful.
If you want some company,
maybe you can come over
and sit on your ass at my place.
That sounds nice.
Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Kumar.
Yo.
Yo, Kumar.
Yo, Im in here, dude.
Hey! What the hell are you doing?
Im trimming my pubes.
Why arent you
doing this in your room, man?
The mirrors in here.
Hey, check it out. Its like a bonsai tree.
Hey!
Besides, man, it makes
your johnson look totally bigger.
Please!
Are those my scissors?
Dude, I trim my nose hair with those!
Dude, Ive been cutting my ass hair
with them for the past six months.
Get out!
Get out of my room.
Kumar. Its Daddy.
I hope your interview
today was good.
Im calling to remind you
that you have another one tomorrow
with Dr. Wein from Cornell
at 10 a.m. Do not be late.
- Hook it up, bi-yatch.
- Lets do it.
Fuck!
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