분야
hwpWake up, please, sir.
It Calendar Day.
Lucy...
forget about Calendar Day.
Wrong answer, Dick.
- Whate you doing?
- It Calendar Day.
- Wake up.
- What time is it?
She gone already.
One more wasted day.
Not true, devil girl!
Come on, baby, be there.
Come on, where are you?
She probably got some man face
in an unspeakable place now.
Lucy, come on!
Come on! Hello.
My girlfriend Jane.
So who...?
What...
that right there?
What going on?
That nothing.
That just her brother.
That her gay brother.
What her gay brother doing to her?
Oh, my God. Why?
That should be illegal. You can have
naked men wandering around. Disgusting.
Joe, don you think this painting
youe done ofJane in the kitchen...
is a tad incomplete?
That there might...
I can hear any assholes talking!
Okay, Dick, rise and shine, and leave.
Come on, Lucy.
It Saturday. Let snuggle.
Come on.
Here five dollars, all right?
Go buy yourself a nice breakfast.
My friend!
Man, I love you! I love you!
- Get the hell off me!
- Il be right back.
Dick, Richie, Rich, Ricardo.
Joe, have you seen my shoe?
Have I seen your shoe? No.
Come on, Lucy, let do this.
You all dressed?
My shoe...
You can get it next time.
You are too brutal, Lucy.
Give the guy a break.
Bye, I had a nice time.
Il call you.
- Youe doing it again.
- What?
Mushing my head out the door.
Could you not...
- do that?
- I wasn mushing. You were leaving.
I can take this anymore.
Lucy, I want you to decide.
After two-and-a-half years
of sleeping with you...
going to dinner...
not seeing anyone else...
meeting families...
I think I may have given you
a ring at one point.
Okay, am I?
Are we boyfriend and girlfriend, or no?
That it.
Let me see.
Lucy, not the hug test again.
No, Dick.
What?
Oh, right.
Bye, Lucy.
Good-bye, Dick.
Missed a spot.
What is up with that guy?
You know, Dick is Dick.
Wee friends.
Listen...
Did you guys used to?
We used to.
Did you...
Did you go down on him or...
Sometimes.
Really.
I was wondering,
do guys like that better than...
Definitely.
- Really?
- Absolutely.
- You take that over that.
- Any day of the week.
Listen...
does he have a...
a big...
It average.
Bigger than me?
Ie never...
You have. After I shower.
Yeah, but never in its full...
- Ten.
- Five.
I said "ten."
Five. Guys always double it.
Really?
So if...
I had said...
- six?
- Three.
Really.
- Three.
- Jesus.
I know...
a lot of guys who say six.
Three.
Remember that death pact
we made in college?
Excuse me?
The death pact that we made in college?
No.
Billy Gash had just dumped me
and the girl you were so mad for...
wouldn even talk to you.
Her name was Betsy or...
Belinda!
Belinda Slaughter.
I was in love.
She wouldn look at me.
- I know.
- I was devastated.
I know.
All right, what did we say?
That if we didn have
wonderful, intimate relationships...
with serious familial possibilities
by the time you turned ...
we kill ourselves.
I폰 happy to be an adult and not have
to suffer painful nights like that.
That was pretty bad.
Can you believe a death pact?
I know.
How old are you now anyway?
Like... ?
No, .
When your birthday?
November th?
March first.
We have one month to go.
What?
We are disgruntled people,
dissatisfied with our present lives.
We should kill ourselves
to get ourselves going.
I폰 going.
I don need to die.
No, youe not going, Joe. And neither
am I. The world is a scary place.
And youe the scariest thing in it
so I must go away from you now.
Listen.
We can waste any more time.
You must meet someone by age ...
so youe together a few years
and you know you have staying power...
so you don mess up children
with divorce.
That makes you
when you have your first kid.
Then you don hit menopause
until that child is at college.
Any other plan is a disaster.
That why we had a pact.
- Come on!
- Wee coming!
You stay there, kids.
Now...
we both believe in God
and reincarnation.
Of course.
So why bother playing out a sad life?
Divorce, unhappy children,
unrealized ambitions.
If we don hit it in days,
we just end it.
Let God start fresh with us. It
selfish of us to think any other way.
Come on, Lucy!
Think.
Don listen to her anymore.
She no longer stable.
- Shut up, Joe!
- Be quiet.
Thank you.
Okay, who first?
I think... Eddy.
I like this guy Billy,
but I폰 too afraid to talk to him.
Send him a note and tell him exactly
how you feel. Twenty cents, please.
Okay, Il take it in a second.
Let see.
Who might be next?
Sam, please.
I left a tooth under my pillow and
the tooth fairy only left a quarter.
You go to your mother,
and you say, " Mommy...
if this is all the tooth fairy can
afford, she needs it more than I do."
Fifteen cents, please.
I can believe you take their money.
They like giving it to me.
It makes them feel like adults.
All right, kids, class time!
You have therapy now?
Thank God.
Come on, you little creeps!
Get in there! Get in...
you nutty kids!
I have nothing to say.
Don you think
that this whole process...
is about getting to
your feelings of ambivalence?
What I say isn important.
It what you
