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hwpI hate mondays
Pookey, cover me. Im going in.
Sleeping beauty, wake up
You can stop dreaming about me,
because Im here now
Just wake up
Youve got work to do.
Youre not just my owner...
...youre my primary care giver
Not now, Garfield
Alright, cut the sweet... easy now.
Trying to cuddle with me, huh?
Trying to avoid your duties, huh?
Well that just aint gonna fly!
See, Im doing my exercise,
doing my job.
Just one quick CANNONBALL
- Good morning
- Garfield!
OK, I think youre clean enough now.
Got your towel right here.
No, Garfield!
Its liver flavoured.
MMM Delicious.
Ugh, Liver!
Actually, its liver flavoured.
That was good breakfast.
Now I think Ill fall off the Catkins diet
and get myself a little high fat chaser.
Garfield,
look, the milk truck!
Oh, thatta boy Nermal.
The milk truck comes every day.
Maybe not today. Maybe its changing routes?
Maybe this will be the last well ever see of him?
Were cats,we like milk.
Lets go for it.
- No.
- But...
But nothing. I dont leave the
cul-de-sac for anything.
Out there its a hornets nest of trouble.
Bad things happen out there, so I dont go out there.
Besides,Ive found, if you wait long enough.
Everything comes to you.
Here come the milk man.
Here come the milk man.
Hey, Nermal.
Lets play Astronaut again today.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I love that game
- Youre such a brave little Astronaut
- Alright
Prepare to jump into your spaceship,
Commander Nermal.
Whoa, whoa!
What about the milk?
Who needs milk when you can be
in outer space?
- Weve got a secret mission today.
- Yeah?
Youll be exploring the Milky Way.
I get the chills when you jump in your
little spacecraft.
The nation thanks you.
Prepare to blast off!
Three, two, one!
Bon Voyage!
Look at me go!
Dont look down!
- Come to papa, baby
- I can see everything up here
I can see my house!
Got Milk?
I can see the whole neighbourhood!
Well thats nice.
Thats very nice.
Hey, another milk truck!
Ooh, and that is even nicer.
I can see a whole......
Mission accomplished, Nermal
Whoa, Garfield. Do it again!
Where did everybody go?
Youre on the wrong side of the street,
Fat Cat... beat it!
And you Luca are on the wrong side of the
evolutionary curve.
Ok, thats it.
Youre gonna get it good today.
I make a point to get it good every day.
The real question is, Luca:
How shall I outwit you this time?
- With simple maths?
- I know how to spell.
- Or shall I distract you with something shiny?
- Now youre making fun of me.
I hope so, youre no fun to look at.
Youll never get the best of me....
I think I just did.
Not the ducks again.
Jump back!
and kiss my skin.
If I ever get off this chain,
youre going down.
Everybody back up!
I dont know how wild this things gonna get.
I love the smell of cinnamon apple in
the morning.
- Smells like victory.
- I hate this fat cat.
So much time, and so little I need to do.
Mouse!
No thanks, Im full.
Get him, Garfield
Get him, Jon
Always gotta be smashing and crashing.
Nobody poisons anymore.
Theres my ball.
What good is a cat,
that cant chase a mouse?
I dont do the chase thing.
I know you dont hear me.
But cant you just listen?
Louis, what are you doing in the
house when Jons home.
Sorry Garfield,
man I couldnt help it.
Look, when he sees you he expects
more from me. Dont you get that?
Jons got those macadamia nut cookies,
Im trying to maintain.
- You understand?
- Sure, as long as you understand...
that I have to eat you.
Good boy! See, I knew you could
do it if you put your mind to it.
Youre the best cat a guy could have.
Have you tasted yourself lately?
Hey, it wasnt exactly the first-class
lounge in there for me either.
Get yourself lost, Louis. Take a powder
for a couple of days, get a haircut and grow a beard.
Cool, I owe you one G
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Finally, back on my regular schedule.
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That cats puss is everwhere.
TV, newspapers, t-shirts
I wouldnt want that kind of exposure (!)
- Hey buddy
- Cut the small talk
Whats in the bag?
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Im happy when Im with you
You delicate melange of tomato paste,
cheese, ground meat and pasta!
Garfield, dont even think about it.
Thats my food.
I may just nibble.
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Cut!
Give me the Benadril!
Damned cat allergies
Any word from the network yet?
No, but theyre looking for a dog-act
on Good Day New York.
Dog act! Story of my life:
Looking for a dog, and Im stuck with a cat
- But the segment went quite well
- "But the segment went quite well"
Of course it went well, you toad.
The fifty housewives who saw it, loved it.
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Oh, please. What a know-it-all.
And everybody always said I was the
handsome one.
I was the smart one
And I was born first.
But there you are, "live from the Hague",
and Im here working with this sack of dander
on a dead-end regional morning show.
